Are they?

We have delays to service because of low rail adhesion Metro apologises

It’s like Christmas come early!

We’ve got low rail adhesion. Again. Trains are cancelled. Ghettro apologises

Just kidding! There’s a fault with the escalators at Haymarket. Ghettro apologises

The age of our current fleet means we are facing some challenges with train availability while we transition to the new trains. Also, we have lots of wonderful delays due to it being Autumn and low rail adhesion. Dial line 10 xx

Isn’t this lad a literal child?

Wonder what’s in that present… is it low rail adhesion?

When is it not

Happy new year! The year of low rail adhesion x

Due to a gap in service we have lots of fabulous delays. Metro apologises

Metro does not apologise This is fucking glorious

Someone doesn’t like Ghettrocars.

LMAO the way they turned off replies anyway yes, why would it not be? ^EG

Ironic

How we feel after delaying the introduction of our new trains until Lady Gaga releases her next album

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag

Coming tonight x