Yes, a 777 is still broken down at Headbolt Lane, no we're not moving it. We can't wait for the 777s to break down when they come to Southport next year.

We are delighted to announce that Liverpool Lime Street is now balloon free. If you do see any balloons, please give them to our staff so that our Senior Leadership can get high (literally) on Helium. Photo credit: AvantiStressCoast

What do you prefer? Merseyfail providing service with our 777s (which never reach Headbolt Lane) between Headbolt Lane and Kirkby, or Northern Fail providing service between Headbolt Lane and Kirkby with their Sprinter fleet?

Due to a broken down train at #HeadboltLane, Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire will provide rail replacement buses.

All services are disrupted due to a signal failure in Liverpool. Ticket acceptance is in place with Stagejoke Merseyside and South Lancashire

Admin wishes everyone a Very Merry Christmas! We may or may not have passengers celebrating Christmas on a stranded 777 near Headbolt Lane

Happy New Year from the Merseyfail team! Here's to more stranded 777s and fewer PEPs!

Great idea! Now we can bring our crap service to more destinations! Oh wait, we won't as our 777s will have broken down anyway!

Merseyfail is impacted by strike action being conducted by ASLEF between Monday 28 January 2024 and Tuesday 6 February 2024. Any running services will be using our lovely 777 fleet which are currently stuck between #HeadboltLane and #Kirkby

Our beautiful 777s are having some battery issues, please be patient whilst we do nothing.

Those 777s are working wonders.

We've announced a freeze of our fares. This means that whilst fares won't go up, service levels will go down further because the 777s have such good reliability.

Even the Mayor thinks our service is bad.

Gotta make extra money from the fare cap somehow... dailypost.co.uk/news/north-wal…

We're not affected by ASLEF strike action in April as our 777s are striking anyway

777s are running 4 times an hour to Headbolt Lane!

Happy Easter! Perhaps PEPs will be resurrected

Our drivers are not striking between 7 May and 9 May 2024, but out 777 fleet is.

Say bye bye to the PEPs. Now you lot have to deal with the crappy 777s that always break down. BTW, delays to the Headbolt Lane service due to 777s breaking down!!!