🚄 Hello everyone! We're Shitachi Fail England; we provide h̶o̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ fantastic rolling stock for British TOCs with amazing features such as: - 🪑 Seating made of solid metal (and not enough of it) - 🛒 Cracked suspension - 📢 Horrible on-board speakers and more!

It's probably our trains having a tantrum. ^EM

At Shitachi Fail, we're happy to announce the materials that will be used for trains on the HS2 Ltd line! We'll be using cardboard, duct tape and some Sharpies! We pride ourselves on our quality products.

Thank god. We didn't think the new trains could make it past Birmingham. ^EM

Nah. Hate to break it, but most of the lines aren't electrified and Rishi Sunak isn't willing to give more money to Network Fail. ^EM

This is a good reason why you should fund them, Rishi Sunak! They're committed to their work!

Thank you to the three people who voted, you proved that nobody cares about us!

My Twitter worth is: $112.20 ➡️ funxgames.me/twitterworth

To the gentleman in Kettering who screamed ‘GREGGS!!’ from the window of a moving bus this morning, you were 100% correct. That was a Greggs

Admin used the wrong account. Pretend recent reposts don't exist because we can't be arsed to remove them. ^EM

sophie❤️olly murs You can eat the children in any of the seats you have reserved as you so choose. ^SR

This account is being wound-down permanently due to lack of crack (in train bogies).

hello woudl anyone like to buy a train from us..... we're running out of money :(