a dangly cross earring on a man is a red flag

if kanye goes missing it was probably gotye.

TW: Child abuse.

‼️PHILLY FRIENDS‼️

My friend Q witnessed a horrible incident of child abuse on the train today. She’s made a роlice report, but they cant help these children until someone identifies the woman in the photo. She also has a video to support her claims. If this is…

My personal style can best be described as hoping I don’t run into anyone I know.

The Neverending Story was 90 minutes long

doctor: what type of birth control are you using

me: the one where men say stupid shit and my vagina stops working

Congrats, Alison the Read! Your tweet was picked as a winner by .:RiotGrlErin:. in this week’s contest. 🏆

if I tweet enough I'll no longer be mentally ill