coworker: you’re like halloween all year round

me: that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

coworker: you’re like halloween all year round

me: that’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me

first date idea: we both take a 70mg vyvanse and solve a murder mystery case

i’m sitting on my couch roasting tf out of these celebs at the met gala like i’m not wearing sweats covered in dog hair.

is the red eye makeup an ode to poison ivy.

All pants are tear away pants when you’re strong

either i need to make more money or beef jerky needs to cost less of it

This morning, I waved at someone who was waving to a person behind me, and now I'm not leaving my house for the rest of the year.

Could we put all men on a PIP?

selena gomez

🙏❤️

I should get a gold star for not going completely insane this weekend

selena gomez

bready white: thread

you can’t scare me i’m a firstborn daughter

roses are red
violets are lame

i love when past me is looking out for future me and then present me is like JACKPOT

Okay, Eggman giving Sonic a noogie only to yell out in pain from Sonic's quills was funny

i shun the ppl i care about when i’m depressed that’s why it’s called depression.