You suffer bringing kids into the world, raise them, love them, help them wage war, & what thanks do you get? #howsharperthanaserpentstooth

Goodness, so many crows flapping back and forth, carrying hateful messages about me. I do wonder what the reaction to future events will be.

#NotBeingRudeBut I'm glad I'm under house arrest so I don't have to catch my son having it off (briefly) with the Naughty Nurse of Westeros.

Life is complete. We are ponies!! I am a PONY!!! Loooook !! Lol

#IDidntFollowBackBecause my son sent me to my room. He is in SO MUCH TROUBLE when I get out. #srsly #hesgrounded #rightafterhiswedding

How long can we keep #alicebucketlist trending? GO!!! *clock ticks*

RT Hips Don't Lie: JamieLA Sandor Clegane what is this I don't even ahhh http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm8okaC9V51qcj0w7o1_400.gif

#ff Starks Eddard Stark @@AryaSheWolf khaleesi 🗡️ @JonBastSnow Brandon 'Bran' Stark Rickon Stark Sansa Stark Sandor Clegane

(I had to throw Sandy in there because I hate seeing #SanSan separated.)

#ff Tully family Blackfish Blues Lady Lysa Arryn Sweetrobin (Only one of these is actually sane.)

#ff Lannisters Cersei Lannister Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. Jaime Lannister JamieLA Joffan Logan Henley Myrcella Baratheon and my sparkly darling King Tommen

#ff disconcertingly sexy Tyrion Lannister Tyrion Lannister Tyrion Lannister Bronn the Sellsword Hodor Hodor (What? You saw it, too.)

LOL WUT? RT Myrcella Baratheon: !! RT Sansa Stark Jeyne Stark Queen Cersei Lannister: Not the MAD queen. No, that's the point. (cont) http://tl.gd/b22kun

A self-portrait. I'm king now, you know. Don't like it? http://lockerz.com/s/109814183

Check out a photo of Tyrion from tomorrow's episode of #GameofThrones: http://itsh.bo/kTqzo4

Excuse me, I just need to take a moment alone to scream & throw things. Be back soonish. #iwant #lannisterblood #beafraidJaime

@heymichiru Thank you, dear. khaleesi Sansa Stark Robb Stark @JonBastSnow Brandon 'Bran' Stark Rickon Stark

Forgive me, Tweetsteros, but I think I need to climb into bed with a flask or ten of gin. #drunkensinging #allllllbyyyyymyseeeeeelf

PS: Anyone who brings me Joffrey's head gets a lot of money and their pick of my remaining unbetrothed kids to marry. #seriously #makeitso

Righty-ho, falling into a drunken stupor on my tear-stained pillow for realzies now. Night, all! May the morning find Joffrey dead!