Lady Catelyn Stark (@catelynstark) 's Twitter Profile
Lady Catelyn Stark

@catelynstark

Wife. Mother. Daughter. Sister.
And step-mother, I suppose.
Not affiliated with HBO, Game of Thrones, or Jon Snow.

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calendar_today15-05-2011 18:57:44

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You suffer bringing kids into the world, raise them, love them, help them wage war, & what thanks do you get? #howsharperthanaserpentstooth

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Goodness, so many crows flapping back and forth, carrying hateful messages about me. I do wonder what the reaction to future events will be.

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#NotBeingRudeBut I'm glad I'm under house arrest so I don't have to catch my son having it off (briefly) with the Naughty Nurse of Westeros.

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#IDidntFollowBackBecause my son sent me to my room. He is in SO MUCH TROUBLE when I get out. #srsly #hesgrounded #rightafterhiswedding

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Forgive me, Tweetsteros, but I think I need to climb into bed with a flask or ten of gin. #drunkensinging #allllllbyyyyymyseeeeeelf

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PS: Anyone who brings me Joffrey's head gets a lot of money and their pick of my remaining unbetrothed kids to marry. #seriously #makeitso

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Righty-ho, falling into a drunken stupor on my tear-stained pillow for realzies now. Night, all! May the morning find Joffrey dead!