Lying bastards have limited appeal.

Dear stupid people: shut the fuck up.

Short's too life to something something wine. 🍷

Lies require more and more lies, until you are buried beneath them all. You'd better be sure you like the weight. And the darkness.

I may apologize, but I am not sorry. Not ever.

Sex, wine, lies, breakfast. Lies, wine, wine, lunch. Wine, wine, wine, wine, sex, wine, wine, bed.

Trust is a game for idiots.

Tmw you try to make things better but you accidentally make them worse until you have to commit arson and start over.

Let's take a moment to be thankful that we aren't Starks. 🦁

You can't scare me with hell. I live there and they made me Queen.

It's never too late to stop being such a fucking idiot.

Having sex with your super hot twin brother is wrong, said no one ever.

Never accidentally be an asshole. When you mean it, do it on purpose, and do it all the way.

I thought about you for a moment today, and then remembered you're a waste of air, and went back to being happier without your shit in my life.

You have no obligation to be family to those who are not family to you.

If these are the last words before the earth is torn in two, I will still scream YOU'RE WRONG

Very difficult, and impossible, are not the same thing.

I thought you were beautiful, sexy, sensitive, charming. Then I found out you were an idiot.

Every time I have ignored my first impression of someone, I have regretted it. Sometimes, you just KNOW.

1000 hours of planning can be unravelled by one idiot.