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#itshardwhen the guy you love only has eyes for your SISTER. She's not even very NICE! I don't get the APPEAL, to be honest.

@LordRenly WE CAN'T ALL BE KING OF THE CATAMITE BRIGADE.

@LordRenly No, no, when you're rich the word is ECCENTRIC.

Lady Lysa Arryn i only have eyes for you mummy no whore could ever take away our special bond

Thinking about MARKETING a brand of BABY FORMULA. Thoughts? #arrynsfreshpasteurized

@sophieRRturner (Out of character) I'm so flattered you're following! Sansa is my favorite character and you're marvelous so far. xoxo

Wondering what to DO with my collection of Sweetrobin's BABY teeth. Necklace? Macramé?

HONESTLY you're all being a bit PRUDISH about something as NATURAL as BREASTFEEDING. Bronn the Sellsword Myrcella Baratheon Gendry

Gendry I AM STRONG AND SMART YOU ARE A JEALOUS BASTARD WHO WAS BORN IN A WHEELBARROW Lady Lysa Arryn

Lady Lysa Arryn #snuggle #sucklesuckle

@LordRenly Calm DOWN? That's what Jon used to say! Right up until the day that someone MURDERED HIM. #itwasthequeeniswear

@LordRenly c_c

He would: have a pointy little beard and an unhealthy obsession with my ungrateful sister. #thatstheone #petyrbaelishmakemeababy

#itshardwhen people hate you even though you're kinda badass, but your husband's idiocy is considered noble. #fandommisogyny #thereisaidit

#sometimesyouhaveto commit murders and start wars for the sake of a good lay. #petyrbaelishmakemeababy

@sophieRRturner #OOC Quite welcome!

I find it most interesting that everyone gets all judgey about a bit of tit-milk and yet that vulgar dwarf's jokes are HILARIOUS. Hmph.

#gladyoucame to visit, Lady Catelyn Stark. Maybe next time we can actually HAVE an execution, so sorry to disappoint!

SORRY I'VE BEEN GONE SO LONG EVERYONE. Robin has just been STARVING and we've barely made it out of the nursery in DAYS.