Excitement, with a pang of sadness that, after this, 'tis another yearlong wait. Oh, Game of Thrones, parting is such sweet sorrow. #Mhysa

I love you, Asha Greyjoy. In, like, a totally non-romantic way, obviously, but I love you.

And I guess now that it's absolutely certain, RIP Theon Greyjoy's dick. At least the rest of you is still (mostly) living! Think positive!

Well. I would hope that no one desecrated MY dead body, but then you never know what to expect with Freys. Or Boltons, for that matter.

@TonightOnGoT Daenerys Targaryen can't sue me, I'm dead! And I swear to you, it was entirely unintentional. ENTIRELY.

Robb and I used to play a muuuch more rewarding variant of that "What's your name?" thing Theon Greyjoy and Ramsay Bolton have going on.

Happy Father's Day, Robb! I mean, I know we never got to actually have little Ned, but still.

@Great_jon_umber: Winter is coming, and it shall be bitter and cold.

“Brynden rivers: Dammit JEYNE! DAMMIT! Robb Stark Jeyne Stark ” I WAS HAVING CRAVINGS. GODS.

Do you still get to celebrate name days if you're technically dead? WHO CARES? It's my name day! LET'S PARTY! But not the Red Wedding way!

It's my name day and Robb has forgotten. And no, being dead is not an excuse! :(

Apologies for my extended absence from the raven network. Unfortunately, it appears I am still quite dead. :/

I think they should name the #RoyalBaby Eddard. It is a good, strong, honourable name for a boy-child. What do you think?

Greetings, Westeros. As I now have the ear of the Seven in the afterlife, it is my great pleasure to intercede with the gods on your behalf.

If you keep the Old Gods, though, don't bother. The Starks are proof enough that they likely don't listen. I mean, seriously.

@GregorPartyDude: There's a New New Gregor! What is this sorcery???

@GregorPartyDude: YOU WERE DRUNK AND I MISSED IT? Gods, being dead sucks.

Just met Oberyn Martell! He's a riot!

“Sandor Clegane: So you're in the prologue for TWOW, Jeyne Stark. Sorry.” This doesn't bode well for my continued survival, does it?

#EncourageEveryoneIn4Words: At least Joffrey's dead.