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Dr Rachel Clarke
@doctor_oxford
Palliative care doctor ๐ฉ๐ปโโ๏ธ Writer DEAR LIFE, BREATHTAKING ๐ Rep: @AitkenAlexander ๐ Founder: @hospiceukraine ๐บ๐ฆ THE STORY OF A HEART out 5.9.24 ๐ซ
Supertanskiii
@supertanskiii
Tan Smith. Political Pisstaking, Commentary & Satire. Like the Tories? Youโll hate me. Sweary. Dystopia Warner. Labour๐น You can sub/shout a coffee here๐๐ผ
Peter Stefanovic
@PeterStefanovi2
Lawyer, Vlogger, Big Issue Top 100 Changemaker 2024, CEO CAMPAIGN FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE https://t.co/PncSg2x1Su https://t.co/vMqXRCoVPt
GET TORIES DONE - GENERAL ELECTION NOW!
@snb19692
SODEM. Fighting for our future. #ProportionRepresentation #ToriesOut. To help keep us going: https://t.co/E0IohD1SaNโฆ
BladeoftheSun
@BladeoftheS
Author, book https://t.co/NOgy1XvNJX? Preview here https://t.co/Te7LOXdD8k I #followback #TaxTheRich
ALASTAIR CAMPBELL
@campbellclaret
Writer, communicator, consultant, strategist, mental health campaigner. Does podcast The Rest is Politics with ex Tory minister Rory Stewart.
Russ Jones
@RussInCheshire
Writer, 'The Decade In Tory', 'Four Chancellors and a Funeral' and 'Tories: The End of an Error' (expected soon after the election).
Caroline Lucas
@CarolineLucas
Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, former leader & co-leader @TheGreenParty, Mum of 2. Published & promoted by Caroline Lucas, Green Party, c/o PO Box 78066 London
James O'Brien
@mrjamesob
Buy โHow They Broke Britainโ here: https://t.co/l1OeqaJPce
The Purple Pimpernel
@Eyeswideopen69
Socially distanced from Tories since birth - thanks mum! Ex โฆ journalist, editor, music distributor, restaurant manager, barman, tour guide and teacher.
A C Grayling #FBPE #Reform #Rejoin #FBPR
@acgrayling
Philosopher, Author @NortheasternLdn
Jo Maugham
@JolyonMaugham
Director @GoodLawProject. Barrister. Live your values. Fight the power. Keep the receipts. He/him.
Marie-Ann Detests Tories ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ช๐บ ๐ฌ๐ง
@MarieAnnUK
Brexit is madness. Tories are psychopaths. Johnson is a c***!
Best for Britain
@BestForBritain
Fixing the problems Britain faces after Brexit. Change Minds โ Change Politics โช๏ธCEO: @pimlicat โช๏ธGuest tweets: @sturdyAlex ~AA โช๏ธInsta: @bestforbritain
Femi
@Femi_Sorry
Femi Oluwole ๐ฌ๐งLaw grad Don't like when my government abets genocide ๐ https://t.co/vumLBkQRxS Write for Independent Media enquiries: By Direct Message
Prem Sikka
@premnsikka
Emeritus Professor of Accounting. If with all your effort and might you do not reach the mountain top that is not failure; failure is that you did not even try.
Deborah Meaden ๐บ๐ฆ
@DeborahMeaden
Star of Dragonโs Den,Co -Host of the big Green Money Show,Bestselling Childrens Author- instagram and threads @deborahmeaden.
Marina Purkiss
@MarinaPurkiss
Iโm not always having a go at this Govtโฆsometimes Iโm sleeping | Political Commentator & Podcaster | @jeremyvineon5 | @skynews | @lbc | @thetrawlpodcast
NHS Nurses
@SocialistNHS
A socialist nurse working in the NHS. Views are my own and not that of the NHS. [email protected]
Chris Bryant
@RhonddaBryant
Labour MP for the Rhondda (01443 442521) Shadow Minister for Creative Industries and Digital JAMES AND JOHN out now
Ray Langford ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐บ๐ฆ๐ช๐บ
@RayLangford6119
Brexit was a massive mistake. For now the only thing that matters is to remove the Tories #GTTO #GeneralElectionNow NO DMs
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
British-American journalist. Editor-in-chief and CEO of new media company @zeteo_news. Subscribe here: https://t.co/sEC1ETyGtn
Seb
@SebPillon
he/him ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ ๐ค#IDIC @RCGP @RCollEM #GP #Eurovision #sLOVEnia #StarTrek #languages. Look for positives. Great husband material. Own views etc๐
John O'Farrell
@mrjohnofarrell
Recent stuff: Family Politics (novel), Just For One Day; the Live Aid musical, Chicken Run Dawn of the Nugget, Mrs Doubtfire (musical), We Are History (podcast)
Ioana ๐๏ธ
@IoanaLogafatu
#77 Sales department - hit me up for a brochure. Feel free to buy me a Coffee Enema โ https://t.co/2BoZL8TA7S
Chris
@chrisbrighton10
Centrist. Social liberal. Europhile . Happily retired . Dogs, gardening, conservation, politics, fine food & wine ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Hugo Rifkind
@hugorifkind
I didn't write the headline, though. Writing @thetimes, talking @timesradio every Saturday, 10am -1pm
Never Vote Tory.
@CorruptTories
Follow me i follow back. Strength in numbers let's all work together to be rid of all Right Wing Parties. I hate cheese and i hate wine.
Dan Wellman
@danwellman
Husband, father, and Lead Front-end Developer. Screencaster, author, and trainer. Fanatical about TypeScript.
Fanny Fannakapan
@FFannakapan4
Proud member of the Tofu-Eating Wokerati ๐
Vince Evans. KS4PM ๐น๐น
@Vince_Evans1
Keir Starmer for PM. Labour party. Corbyn cult or anti Starmer don't follow me. Will be blocked. #GTTO
Fiona@Scarborough ๐
@Scarborough_GB
Seaside
Ferret
@Ferretgrove
Queen of The Snark. I may or may not have met a horse. Can lead a man to despair with a single tweet. Dullard. Cringe effort of a bio.
Florence ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
@LoxyFlo
Quite nice for a misanthropist. Only joking, except when I'm not.
The Cornish Pasty
@TheCornishPasty
Passionate to see a return to polite, data-based discussions of the benefits/harms of science and watching antivaxxers getting tetanus and Hep A ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐
Viscount Dunning Kruger IV ๐ฟ๎จ
@DunningKrugerIV
#Science #Technologist #Cybersecurity #FuckTheTories #MUFC #GeneralElectionNow #GTTO
Dr Charlie Fraud
@Drcharliefraud
Mocking grifters and the mad with typos. If youโre an idiot, I will tell you in Anglo Saxon.
Professor Lucy Easthope
@LucyGoBag
Disaster Wild Card. Co-Founder, After Disaster Network. Author - Sunday Times Bestseller 'When The Dust Settles'
Mr Outraged
@BrianOutraged
Blocked by Fake Vicar, Soapy, Baroness Semtex of Warrington and many other GBNews favourites.
Drew Peacock
@Flew_the_nest
A massive windup merchant. But not a troll. Just give me the facts. I do try and take part in serious chat. Nothing beats a dad joke!
James Woodfield
@JamesWoodfield
Habitat: mostly coast & countryside. Delighted, appalled, distracted, intrigued, outraged, hopeful. I want my country back (from the Tory hijackers). ๐ ๐ช๐บ ๐ท
Mr Tibbles
@GBGreatAgain
Go on, say something daft, I dare you.
Stephen Flynn MP
@StephenFlynnSNP
SNP Leader at Westminster | SNP MP for Aberdeen South
Hugh
@laveryhugh
Husband, father, Ex-RAF, retired IT Director - tries to enjoy life, definitely enjoys single malt whisky - @[email protected]
Steph Dennis
@steffd62
Love Ska Reggae Northern Soul,Labour born and bred! Fibro and ME Ban Palm oil NO DMS ๐น๐น๐น๐นโฟ๏ธ
Cognitive Dissonance
@Cogniti29066013
Steve - Satire, sarcasm, facts and stats. Anti-Tory, Anti Fascist, Socialist, but we need a new system - Eco friendly, Self-sustainable, Resource Based Economy.
Ben Smith
@BSmithBenS
Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons, In reality itโs made up of Morons.
Pippa Musgrave
@PippaMusgrave1
Trading law compliance and marketing consultant based in Shrewsbury.
MollyMoub
@QueenMoub
Itโs only a cruel world because we allow it. It doesnโt have to be like this. โ๏ธ.
Sunder Katwala
@sundersays
Director @britishfuture. Author of How to be a Patriot https://t.co/2mVuOhKhxi @HarperNorthUK New: Culture Clash https://t.co/ukFtFRfj3r
Katie Bramall-Stainer
@doctor_katie
Follow: @kbs.bsky.social Roles: Chair @BMA_GP England, Chief Executive @CambsLMC, GP @HaileyViewGP. Views my own. RT โ endorsement.
Citizen Paul Templeman (Betamax Male) ๐ช๐บ #FBPE
@PaulTempleman6
Sometime onetime entrepreneur wondering how the world got f**ked up. Writer of #TheLeninProject #BuntersBrexit #MarmarisTrail #FBPE
Debunk the Funk
@Debunk_the_Funk
๐๐พ Iโm Dan, Iโm a Ph.D. in molecular biology that covers bad science while making good science accessible.
Russell England ๐ท๐๐๐ช๐บ๐งณ๐ป๐บ๐ฆ๐ฟ
@RussellEngland
Moodle/Totara developer Love travelling (41 countries so far),silly jokes,Marmite Brummie,Remoaner,bit of a nomad,fact finder @russellengland.bsky.social
JonnnyEdBario
@jonnybario
Edinburgher. Alternatively hopeful/furious. Intravenous black coffee injections, French stuff, LeftyCentrism, tennis, F1, skating and 247 dog and duck memes.
MSS ๐ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ช๐บ
@SE16mss
TV Producer. Unapologetic Londoner & EU. Proudโ๏ธ. Snowflakes are beautiful, uniquely-designed and as woke AF. If you think โwokeโ is an insult, do one! #FBPE
Catch The Buzz Records
@CatchBuzzRecs
BRAND NEW Record Label for Birmingham and West Midlands
Jon Biddle
@jonnybid
Year 5/6 teacher & English lead. Children's books & Reading for Pleasure mostly, Blake's 7 sometimes. Currently reading: How High We Go In The Dark.
a verdade
@averdad29206350
wimblewomble ๐
@womble1958
Anti Tory, sick of their divisive greed and their culture wars - waiting impatiently for the #GeneralElectionNow that we need ๐โณ๐
Marie
@Marie28002475
Determined not to be brow beaten by the Tory lies, corruption & gaslighting. Anti Tory, anti Brexit & allergic to BS. Never forgive or forget.
Gavin Barwell
@GavinBarwell
Co-founder NorthStar providing advice on UK and geo-politics. Former No 10 Chief of Staff, Housing Minister & Croydon MP. #lfc fan, Tolkien nerd & Nandos addict
Heather Rawls ๐#KickCorruptionOutOfGovernment
@rawls_heather
Hater of inequality. Love the natural world. Vegetarian. Ukulele player. Fencer. Avid reader. Proud owner of a shed. ๐
richard evans
@richhypno
Clinical Hypnotherapist, cyclist, dog owner and spent 30 years in the music business as a record plugger
Jacobs Creek
@jacobscreek6
Meat Tax Evader Seven Deadly Bins practitioner Paid up member of the #antigrowthcoalition.
Paul
@PaulMay9115
often sarcastic and cynical, suffering from a permanent shortage of fucks to give. Proud card carrying member of unite and labour #FBPE
They Call Me Mr Tibbles ๐ช๐บ
@Mr_Tibbles_
Never, Ever Trust A Tory. Pro-EU, and proud Likes Dreamies
Chizzey ๐
@ChizzyTwiX
Oi Oi... Never Tory !! Ever. !!!! Gosh no god botherers! Clock End โฐ๏ธ. Tv and Current Affairs. Peace โ๐พ Sport Nut. Travel Nerd. Hโค๏ธ
Fab ๐
@fabneil
These are my personal views and do not represent the views of my employer, who think youโre an idiot
Baldrick's Prized Turnip
@JohnMcHugh1878
Long time Labour supporter, even longer time Everton supporter, RAF veteran #GTTO #ToryScumOut