Richard Tice is a ghost isn’t he?

Quite the twist that everyone in Reform was dead all along.

We're finally getting back on the Charty Horse, and preparing a tribute for Neil. In the meantime;
gofund.me/813c1851

“Standing at the back being dead and looking dead party - no votes”

These were invented 100 years ago. Why do people not use these more?

Planes could refuel in the Thames!

People walking across zebra crossing and waving a thank you at drivers to thank them for obeying the law and not running them over get on my nerves.
You don't do it at green person crossings, drivers don't wave a thank you when you stay on the pavement so why do it on zebras? Grr

Well well. I overheard one of Susan Hall's closest advisers on the train telling someone that she's planning a pay by the minute charge for car drivers!
A 70mph speed limit will be set on all roads to reward fast drivers and 'get London moving again.'
Outrageous and disgusting!!!

He would represent Reform voters perfectly though.

Why do people moan about folk having their feet on seats on the train? Bums are on them the rest of the time which isn't much better in my opinion.

Former artist Adolf Hitler has died...

Johnny Mercer, a man so bland and made such little impact, voters will demand to see proof of his ID before not voting for him.

Damn, looks like OJ Simpson never did get to find the real killers after all.

OJ Simpson announced as Reform candidate.

Carol Vorderman They'll let anyone in.

Dreamt I bought a rucksack. It was green and very lovely. I’m going to buy one now which will make it a premonition so that means I’m basically psychic.

Fuck.

Well well. I overheard one of Susan Hall’s closest aides outside the monthly Laurence Fox fan club meeting telling people that she plans to recruit more police by making it part of the community service scheme. Criminal cops!
Honestly, you couldn’t make this stuff up!
Disgusting.

The good news for Harold Wilson is that Rishi Sunak doesn’t have the guts to fire him…

Johnny Mercer, a man so bland and made such little impact, voters will demand to see proof of his ID before not voting for him.