the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother

They won’t stop until they’ve done all the combinations.

TOMORROWWWW !!

✅ old girl
✅ new jokes

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just remembered ClubChalamet turned down a job offer at the world trade center 2 months before 9/11 because she had a bad feeling and then went on to live a life stanning Timothee. this woman is so fascinating, her biopic will do huge numbers on Lifetime

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their hooters waitress is into them

the casting of this play is like the people's post code lottery

My next WIP is TOMORROW!!! £8 to see me and Will Owen come onnnnnn

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dentist said i can eat candy and stuff because he no longer cares about me or my teeth

how it feels to be the only person alive who likes, dislikes, thinks about, and listens to Taylor Swift the exact correct amount

No fucking way

Look at you. Born to be a poet, forced to be a stoic, doomed to be a closeted romantic.

i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is

i love hanging out with my friends who are several years older than me and not online™ because i’ll say things like “phone eats first” when i take a picture of my food and they think i just made that up

why cant my career pursue me instead

I don't know about you guys but I don't have any more passwords left in me

sorry i can’t hangout tonight i am not Perfect yet

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