it should make your voice high like when you suck helium out of a balloon

glad to see everybody having fun on here and making posts. that means your rooms are all clean right?

There should be a character in the Fast & Furious universe who's just very efficient at using public transit

the next james bond should be amish

just gaslit an entire flock of geese

the eclipse should have caused more issues. all the zoo animals should have escaped. nuclear bombs should have gone off. volcanoes should have erupted

the community note is wrong, this really happened. my buddy just texted me about it

APOCALYPSE CHIC OUT TODAY. HAPPY BANDCAMP DAY. breakfast.bandcamp.com

i was born in the wrong generation fr 😭😭

eastwood seems to believe there is somebody in this chair

there should be a medicine that’s every pill in the pharmacy in one bottle and they all look identical

something crazy happened at game night

they should make melotonin with caffeine in it for when you need a little pick me up

“bowflex malfunction” is the leading cause of death in america

i’m taking the #NeverAmish pledge and vowing to never vote for an amish person in any election

i go to a montessori police academy

(april fools prank warning) obama was just elected presidant!

saw a normie attempt to shazam a morrisey song, but i was able to swoop in and smash his phone before it had a chance to register

you’re allowed to trespass if you’re curious

noticing a sniper’s red dot appear on my forehead and i start acting all shy cause i’m not used to the attention