Cher: I date younger guys because men my age are ‘all dead’ trib.al/p3C3hHX

what i look like / what i sound like

this is why you’ll never be able to convince me charmed is better than buffy because wtf is this 💀

just got manhandled at the barbers: hair yanked in all directions, head and jaw moved around violently and at one point i was nuzzled into his chest while he took a razor to my scalp

anyway i’m leaving him a 5 star review and gave a generous tip 😌

arrived at work only to realise i’m here an hour early

watching gilmore girls

let’s go! everyone better be jumping!!! open.spotify.com/track/5hmRhU6f…

me when i see a woman apply her makeup flawlessly on a moving bus

had a gorgeous 4/20 sitting in the sun smoking with the bestie

pub toilet lighting daen bits x

ex-situationship appeared in my dream last night and i woke up sad, angry and h*rny

some dudes are gay, chris

i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is

watching fallout has me absolutely CHOKING to play the games again 🤓

i need him more than oxygen

secured charli tickets

The gay community celebrating the release of 'The Trolley Song' by Judy Garland c. 1944 (videographer unknown)

who ordered the TIT SLAPPER SUPREME? open.spotify.com/track/2VZPNKRJ…

i’m rewatching Footballers’ Wives and Bad Girls simultaneously and british tv is sorely missing the absurd, raunchy 9pm soap-dramas! we’ve had enough police units and 5-part mysteries… we need drugs, lip gloss and manslaughter with 70% female casts back on tv!!!

just went to cancel my amazon prime membership only to discover it got renewed today