i’ve had this picture of Ma from MA (2019) in my bathroom for so long i’ve just completely lost sight of why i put it up in the first place

When I was a kid, I used to wonder why my granddad would just sit in his favorite chair and not do anything but stare in space but now I totally get it

ROUND WON‼️

Tony bock

getting asked for ID while being north of 28

He’s so mad it’s not what he pictured

when a dog has the tiniest bit of their tongue poking out of their mouth when they’re sleeping? that’s the 9th wonder of the world

i miss the days when a kind man would just send me $500 for no reason. in this economy??? hard to come by.

at long last, hamethyst

the most dangerous game is the one you agree to play without knowing it’ll take your friend 20 minutes to explain the rules

I don’t want to come over and stare at you like anything, I want to come over and hang out quietly because we both need a break but it’s nice to be with friends

I get it, April is almost over, but that is no reason to post that ramen headed fuck on my timeline

the cesspool feels especially cesspooly right now I’m gonna head for dry land