its finally saturday u know what rhymes with saturday? whiskey 🤩🤩🤩

my friend is a grade school teacher in chicago, she sent me this pic of what they’ve confiscated so far this week & it’s only wednesday

fiona apple – extraordinary machine

around this time last year i was in the hills watching the rain fall with a fluffy dog in my lap and listening to in rainbows by radiohead what went wrong

subtweet ended up on some ig page and then the girl sent it to me asking me if it's about her i wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy

Asking every mutual to send me Exactly how much they weigh So I can track roughly how many of them I could pick up over my head and Throw

i yearn for nothing more than to be unemployed

love when people shoot their shot at being friends like u r so brave and i love meeting new people

j cole makes music for people who read self help books

why are they ugly

constantly thinking about the future because of your inability to be in the present all by yourself beautiful?

why are disco balls so expensive

followed someone back and now i'm their 1000th follower HELL YEAAAH