u bitches never wanna just go to the park and that’s exactly ur problem

wait…so none of the current RHOBH women have husbands anymore

the strangers, twisters, joker 2, wicked, a quiet place, maxxxine, inside out 2, beetlejuice beetlejuice…what an incredible year of movies for me and an exhausting year for amc employees who are about to see me weekly

TTPD section has secured any funds i may have been saving up into going towards another ticket. oh taylor, you always win

i need to go to the eras tour again

and if i said folklore/evermore should have always been a combined setlist….

when she performs this in paris tonight. even ratatouille was gagging open.spotify.com/track/5og4Qzt9…

the fire island pilgrimage is starting soon. the only people more excited than gay men is the girls working pines pantry who have waited all year for new gossip to spread across long island

GAGA CHROMATICA BALL
MAY 25
HBO @STREAMONMAX

welcome back lady gaga

government trying to ban tiktok when the real evil lurking here is ticketmaster

another day with no good morning texts

kinda crazy how i have to listen to this once a day or my brain starts shutting down open.spotify.com/track/46kspZSY…

weekdays: what if there was the most beautiful weather you’ve ever seen

weekends: what if there was a typhoon and the earth plunged into darkness

code didn’t work for live nation tmobile concert week sale. i can’t have anything….

i love sides. have you ever had a caesar salad with some french fries? top tier

the met gala was fun, now back to tweeting our regular nonsense

Congratulations to Mona Patel, Law Roach & Iris Van Herpen for achieving THIS. This is what we want to see! #MetGala