Machine Pun Kelly ๐บ๐ฆ
@KellyScaletta
I block stupid people.
ID:366943003
03-09-2011 03:08:57
369,2K Tweets
55,9K Followers
4,2K Following
Kelly D ๐ฆ๐ง
@KellDA
Tuesdays are for politics and pizza. Most likely going to hell. Alarmist. Peasant. Obsessed with Richard III. Fuck the NRA. Fuck all these Nazis. + Follow
Gabe Sanchez ๎จ
@iamgabesanchez
Host of @WhatWasThatShow โข Designer โข Comedian โข Taco Connoisseur โข Webby Award Winner + Follow
KD ๐๐๐๐บ๐ธ
@kdnerak33
Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness & listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M.Ed. Opinions my own. + Follow
๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ต๐๐ ๐ธ๐
@NashIsHereForlt
๐ป๐ถ๐ฑ๐๐๐ธ๐ฐ+ ๐๐๐ โข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข ๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข ๐๐๐๐๐๐ โข ๎จ + Follow
Kaylan_TX
@Kaylan_TX
Former Republican, Business Owner, Bounty Hunter, Licensed TX Bondsman & fresh out of fucks!#ReceiptQueen๐งพ๐ธ + Follow
John Ales AFโข๏ธ
@IAmJohnAles
A swarthy, sinister, yet likable villain. Dr.Fitzgibbons - PAINKILLER EuphoriaHBO Free Tacos #EndCitizensUnited #GirlDad + Follow
Jay Black
@jayblackisfunny
Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. https://t.co/yWzwuvbhdX if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials. + Follow
NotTheRealTracey
@NotRealTracey
Current Events/Politics with a side of jokes. ๐ฎ๐ช๐บ๐ธ Half my life in Ireland, half in US. Citizen of both. Weird accent. + Follow
angry buni ๐คฌ
@theangriestbuni
Pro-dog. Pro Cat. Officially pissed off. I cuss a lot. 420 friendly. Pro-Choice. Pro-Trans. Pro-Get Off My Lawn. No DMs. Supposedly, a Loopy Twat. + Follow
dara faye
@darafaye
former congressional candidate. asd advocateโ๐ผvegan ๐ฑsatire fangirl๐ซ i thought quicksand was gonna be a bigger problem. โ๏ธ [email protected] + Follow
๐ Derrick ๐โ ๐ง ๐ฆ#BLM ๐บ๐ฆ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@Spawn_03
US Army Veteran ๐บ๐ธ MCU fan. Proudly woke. MAGA is a cult. โฅ is โฅ. Vaxxed. + Follow
freshwaterpurl
@freshwaterpurl
be yourself. everyone else is taken + Follow
Roger ZenAF
@RogerZenAF
Woke AF I own cameras I post photos & opinions - all are mine I cuss. A lot. Nerd Mediocre woodworker Periodically humorous (often darkly) Former USMC 0352 + Follow
Jesus Freakin Congress
@TheJFreakinC
Running for U.S. congress in 2025. Political humor on Tiktok. The problem with political jokes is they get elected. + Follow
โ ๐publican f*ckery detected
@adelpreore
Developer, Husband/Father, Comedian, Musician. Enjoys long romantic walks to the liquor store... stop looking at my profile...it makes me feel dirty... + Follow
Matt Gaetz Forehead
@mattgaetz4head
Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. Snopes confirmed. + Follow
PoppaBear
@APoppaBear
Motivated Democrat. Violent introvert. Opinions are my own. + Follow
The Resistor Sisterยฎ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐บ๐ธ
@the_resistor
Global Citizen. Concerned American. Member of the Resistance. ๐บ๐ธโ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ฝโฅ๏ธ๐ค๐๐๐ป๐๐ค๐ #Resist. NO Lists. the.resistor / threads + Follow
Melvin White ๐
@cmonmanbfd
#Resist. Fuck MAGA. ๐บ๐ธ Glory to Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆ โThatโs the Melvin Differenceโข๏ธโ -@cpoliticditto + Follow
Little Miss Marxi
@littlemissmarxi
Political Content Creator Co Founder of The PoliToxic Podcast ๐ง๐๏ธ + Follow
John Feal
@TheJohnFeal9117
I am the real John Feal 9/11 Heroes & Vets Advocate. Gave up @JohnFeal2 & 98,000 friends for my mental health. I am far from famous & mow @JonStewart's lawn. + Follow
JoGo
@akjakalope
EP/Showrunner โข Daddy โข Secret Synth Player โข Not paying to get my blue check back โข Chaotic good โข + Follow
Machine Pun Kelly Redux
@backell
Got locked out of my old account because Elon Musk is a moron, so I have to start over. + Follow
Andrew Wortman
@AmericaRisesUp
Alt account for @amoneyresists. Put my podcast on hold to help save democracy on twitter. Currently locked out of my main account; hopefully not for much longer + Follow
Luna Luvgood โจ๐ฅโจ
@LunaLuvgood2020
Seeker of Truth, Magical Witch for The Resistance Twitches Donโt Burn She Knows Without Knowing HelpPuertoRico Follow @RAICESTexas #DemCast Fan Account + Follow
stacy
@stacycay
Hi Iโm Stacy Cay Iโm a comedian and model from the south and I donโt like republicans. + Follow
Dylan Smith
@dylanmsmitty
Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you a king. - Bob Dylan + Follow
Ron Enfield
@ronenfield
Author, skier, kayaker, Alzheimer's Association advocate and support group facilitator. #FBR. Don't bother DM'ing me. Really. + Follow
Emmanuel
@ejustin46
Never be afraid to raise your voice for honesty and truth and compassion against injustice and lying and greed. William Faulkner + Follow
๐ค๐ฆRowan Moon๐ฆ๐ค
@oXxRowanxXo
#ProudDemocrat ๐ค #Unbreakable #StillWithHer -Maybe I'll give this place another try... we'll see how it goes. Don't bother with DMs. I don't read them + Follow
Michael Harriot
@michaelharriot
Writer, board-certified wypipologist, last real Negus alive. BlackAF History/Drapetomaniax podcast/theGrioโฆAt the SAME DAMN TIME. Never reneged; Never will. + Follow
valerie bertinelli
@Wolfiesmom
indulge ๐ค https://t.co/g6zgskzXU8 https://t.co/5QoJQzzMR4 + Follow
Frank
@Chisportsnut
I like sports, science, books & good movies. I am not a comedian or a poltical pundit I only play one on twitter. Have many pets. Please no DM's + Follow
Randy Rainbow
@RandyRainbow
EMMY and GRAMMY Nominated Comedian, Actor, Singer, NYT Best Selling Author. Calm down, everything here is PARODY! TOUR tix link below! [email protected] + Follow
Jen
@JenResistedAGN
Humanist. Ally ๐ณ๏ธโ๐#GunControl #TrumpForPrison Womenโs rights are human rights. Black Lives Matter. Locked out of @jenresisted please re-follow here & on ๐งต๐ + Follow
Real Women Love Hockey โ๏ธ๐๐
@legh6987
I curse & call people dumbass A LOT. NSFW. Pucks, politics & general lackadaisicalness. TN Born, now in CO. #Preds #Titans #NYR #BloomCounty๐ง + Follow
Tibor M. Kalman
@kalmantibs
Building a bridge across the Atlantic, with steel beams and rivets. ๐ ๐๏ธ Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. โ Kierkegaard + Follow
NoelCaslerComedy๐
@caslernoel
NYC Based Stand-Up ComedianโขNoel Casler PodcastโขCar Rantsโข 'Noel's Notes' on SubstackโขTour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbz + Follow
๐sunshine49๐
@Osterholz49
mom of 2, grandma of 7 #voteblue #nevertrump ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ช#๐ฆ๐ง #BidenHarris2024. trump for prison! ๐ซMAGA๐ซporn๐ซbitcoin๐ซDM + Follow
Mr. Lewis Martin
@MrMartinLewis
As far back as I can remember DJT has been a PAB! #MAGA is egg noodles with ketchup when you want capellini with marinara. Fuhgeddaboudit! #BlueStorm #1u๐งข + Follow
Gary ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
@GayresisterGary
I'm that Gay liberal Democrat! I believe democracy is worth saving. Followed by the best people on X. No DMs. + Follow
Michelle
@LoneStarLeft
She/Her, Xennial, Writer, Lone Star Leftists, Activist #VoteBlue #EndGerrymandering #TurnTexasBlue #BlackLivesMatter #WokeAF + Follow
Olivia Nuzzi
@Olivianuzzi
Washington Correspondent, NYMag. + Follow
Jared Moskowitz
@JaredEMoskowitz
Congressman FL-23, fmr Director FL Division of Emergency Management. โMaster of Disasterโ, fmr FL State Rep, fmr Parkland Commissioner. + Follow
Peg Haws
@Peg77
๐ณ๐โขLaughter grounds meโข My kids send me over the๐โขHis autistic insight my horizonโข Sport my sanity๐๐โพ๏ธ๐คผโโ๏ธ ๐#GiftOfLife #GiveBlood #RoeVember2024 + Follow
Liz Giorgetti Katzen, PhD
@LGKatzPhD
MaxVaxed. Clinical Psychologist. 60% water+100% Democrat. Cursing is a sign of a large fucking vocabulary.#Resist #VoteBlue #BLM + Follow
โ โข ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฌ โข โ
@andreagail_k
๐ป ๐ . . . . . + Follow
#TheResistance
@SocialPowerOne1
One person CAN make a difference #VotingRights #FBR #Resist #BidenHarris2024 #WokeAF #BlackLivesMatter #Fashion #EDM ๐ + Follow
Ryan Chase ๎จ
@NotifyNurseRyan
Keep. Resisting. Hate. โ RN leading the charge for decency in healthcare. Bringing equality & compassion back into style. He/Him/His. + Follow
๐ผCastiel Crowley๐ผ๐ป ๐ต๐ท๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ฆ
@reinasdada
Supernatural, Walking Dead n American horror story addict. Hate is louder than love, but love will always win. We are all misfits living in a world on fire ๐ฅ + Follow
James Fell
@BodyForWife
Sweary historian. Chaotic good. Repped by @PeterSteinberg1. Get โOn This Day in History Sh!t Went Down.โ He/him. https://t.co/yBPclHYZYS + Follow
Heather
@heathem1221
+ Follow
Kim Goldman
@KimEGoldman
NYT Best Selling Author. Victim Advocate. Bulls/Blackhawks Fan. ~EP/Host @mediacircuspod ~Chair @crimevictimsorg ~Dir of Dev @casaofla *Legacy Acct* + Follow
Thomas Dee
@2twitR
Does anyone other than George Santos provide Bio writing services? + Follow
The Democrats
@TheDemocrats
Weโre fighting for a better, fairer, and brighter future for every American. + Follow
Surveillance FBI Van Dammeโข
@FBIAgent42
Cruisin' down your street to hack into your MAGA neighbor's browser history. Trump sucks ass. The GOP is its own parody. Vote Blue. + Follow
Jamie Schler
@lifesafeast
Writer, cookbook author, podcaster, jam maker, hotel owner. That and more. Discover it all at https://t.co/p7pavjwL52 and let's #endALS + Follow
Gen Michael Hayden
@GenMhayden
Personal account. Retired USAF, former Director of CIA & NSA, author, husband, father, granddad. Views are my own. Retweets are not endorsements + Follow
ChadLindberg
@ChadLindberg
Human Being. Actor. Paranormal Enthusiast. I love Candy & I cuss rather significantly. Former Blue Check. Life is short. ๐คโจ๏ธ + Follow
Doug Jones
@DougJones
Louise's husband. Father of three. Granddad of two. Former U.S. Senator for Alabama. Counsel at ArentFox Schiff. Dog person. Author of โBending Toward Justice.โ + Follow
spinfisher
@spinfisher
Every Moment is a Miracleโข๏ธ ๐Live a loving life๐Subvert the Spectacle๐Funk will set you free๐บ๐ฟAttribute the Best Motive + Follow
Stevie Joe Payne
@StevijoPayne
U. S. Navy 1961-1965. I am a high school dropout who finished high school at 23 post navy, started college at 29, and graduated at 57. Sense of humor 27ยฝ %. + Follow
Patricia Raye
@PatriciaRaye
Vote like our democracy depends upon it ๐ณ๏ธ I am here for Animal Rescue, comedy, news, inspiration ๐ + Follow
Carl (Shenanigans!) Jones ๐ง๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@Youthguy07
Pacifist, Beach Boys fan & Parrotthead๐ฆ. I live in FL, but I'm a Tar Heel at heart! ๐ฉต Vote BLUE! #RaysUp ๐ง โฟ๏ธ โฎ๏ธ โพ๏ธ + Follow
Ted Allen
@TheTedAllen
Host & Script Editor, Food Network's Beard-๐ winning Chopped. Emmy-winner, OG QueerEye. Natl Mag Award finalist @Esquire. Bidness: Adam Nettler/Ben Levine, CAA + Follow
Shannon the Shenanigator
@ShannyGasm
Professional mad scientist. Amateur goofball. Liberal. I'm not a novelty, I'm a lottery win. I'm an action movie, not a statue. My spirit animal is Tigger. + Follow
shelby
@thetrueshelby
socially awkward procrastinating perfectionist in recovery ๐ค genX resister โข woke af โข snarky bitch ๐ #Recovery #MentalHealth โข @sojournerstears + Follow
SpenceTN
@1CrowdedTable
TN Blue Dot #Biden/Harris ๐๐งกTNVols ๐งก #AdoptDontShop ๐ถ โค๏ธ#Healthcare #StopJewishHate โก๏ธ #OGSwiftie ๐ซถI ๐ + Follow
Dave Hibbard
@DaveHibbard3
๐โd. Dad. Forever blue ๐๐ #BillsMafia #LetsGoOilers + Follow