Love the accent here, and even though as an American I can’t use that word, I appreciate the sentiment!

I appreciate that. I try my best to slow my speech down and not take long, discursive paths to my points, but it’s tough.

As my wife likes to tell me: “Jay, you’re the most interesting man in the world…

…for five minutes. Then you keep talking.”

I had to get my 8yo to bed, so I was forced to cartwheel out of here, but the discussion is still going on. Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 and Liam Nissan™ are two of the best and you’ll want to join now that my nasal whine has been excused from the conversation!

Come join us!
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Coming up at the top of the hour, I'll be joining Jay Black and Liam Nissan™ for a spaces about comedy and politics. Hope you can join us!

My daughter REFUSES to recognize my brilliance! #puns #nba #shaq

Man, this dude on TikTok is coming in HOT!

Is he

A) an Alanis Morissette fan upset at me taking subtle shots at the song

B) A MAGA troll following me from Twitter?

or C) just a run-of-the-mill angry internet dude?

Either way, follow me there at hellojayblack!

Good question: situational irony has to do with intention, not expectation.

So, if your actions to achieve something lead to the opposite happening, it’s ironic.

Like, MAGA leaking texts between Hunter & Joe to make Joe look bad, but making him look like a good dad instead.

Irony defined in under a minute. #englishlesson #irony #alanismorissette

O. J. Simpson is dead. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.

If he doesn't breathe, you must bereave.

The “victim” he’s referring to is a dude who found out that his wife had an ex with a big penis.

That’s it: she used to have a boyfriend whose hog was more Hunter than Trump.

Maybe, as men, we can stop feeling victimized by our wives, y’know, *existing* before they met us?

When you consider the severity of his crimes, it’s actually insane that, after the trial, OJ became a cultural punchline, like he was whacky sitcom character.

“Hi I’m Larry, and this is my brother OJ and my other brother OJ who killed his wife and a waiter and got away with it.”

You know why there aren’t any pro-lifers in her replies saying this law is a great idea?

Because it helps take care of children *without* giving male control over women and their bodies.

Anti-abortion laws aren’t about life, they’re about treating umbilical cords like leashes.

Ron Filipkowski Okay, fine, MAGA if you feel THAT strongly about it, let's agree that a sitting president can do WHATEVER he wants without ANY accountability.

Now, remind me, who is the current sitting president?

It appears I've lost the Very Basic White Dude demographic. Does this mean I'm not allowed to meet my bros for happy hour at Applebees anymore?