If you're stupid enough to buy grifty gilded sneakers and stock in truth social, maybe the immigrants should have your job.

I really like how I already know President Biden didn't stare directly at the eclipse today.

The person who covers her drink when you walk in.

Marjorie Taylor Greene said Ukraine is waging a war on Christianity

Ukraine is 85% Christian

Ukraine’s President is Jewish

I wonder what she means🤔

If only the rapture had occurred, then I wouldn't have to do all these report cards.

It’s not a cult.
#MAGACultMorons

I really like how I already know President Biden didn't stare directly at the eclipse today.

If you're stupid enough to buy grifty gilded sneakers and stock in truth social, maybe the immigrants should have your job.

Every time someone mentions AI or ChatGPT, ask them if it's the same thing as AskJeeves

Peeps at Amazon: Your order AX52B998Z has shipped.

Me: wow!! I wonder if it was the regular shipment of dishwasher detergent or the priceless birthday gift I ordered?

There is no possible way to know.

It’s a room temperature white wine in a coffee mug typa day

How much to just skip the cookies notifications? All of them forever…take my money now

I was wondering why none of my craft project searches were getting relevant results, and then I realized autocorrect had been changing “birch” to something else

freshwaterpurl TG ☕️ Cheers and tears #ThankYouTG

be yourself. everyone else is taken

My friend TG ☕️ was responsible for so much light and love, connection, camaraderie, and often hilarity here. I am grateful to have known him and to have been his friend. He was a kindred spirit and a golden soul. 💛❤️ #RIPTG