lol who did this

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

the end of twitter is taking forever did tolkien write this

It hath ben a longe tyme sith Ich have rockid and rollid
It hath ben a longe tyme sith Ich did the strolle
O Let me retourne, let me retourne
Retourne to the place whence Ich went from
It hath ben a longe tyme, ben a longe tyme
Ben a longe lonelye lonelye lonelye oh lonelye tyme

'an old man with a pearl earring' 😆 #stablediffusion

transporter undo

Just a guy in Brazil dropping something 🇧🇷⚽️

Look on the bright side: Very soon, we’ll be wishing things were still as good as they are today. #Twertzog

You matter. But also you energy.

Who care if me eat carrot, broccoli, and lettuce? Me still Cookie Monster. Me not a sham.

Yeah I’m into fitness. Fitness hot dog up my sleeve to secretly eat it during a lunch meeting.

I'll straight up listen to the Pet Shop Boys on a back street and the Backstreet Boys in a pet shop, I really don't give a shit anymore.

“I wonder what’s happening on Twitter?”

30 seconds later:

When Stevie Ray Vaughan broke a string on his guitar mid-song & switched out guitars without missing a single note 🔥🔥🎸

Female characters only vomit when they're pregnant. Beloved characters only cough when they are dying. Thank you for coming to my screenwriting class.

What are you waiting for? 🤔 bit.ly/2xZLilw bit.ly/3ggezL7

If we counted how many times we put ourselves down, dismissed our feelings, and ignored our needs, the number would shock us. We'd never treat our friends that way. Why do it to ourselves?

How mindfulness helped me be my own best friend buff.ly/3IoxiSu