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read the yolk.

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louisiana: we’re going to make schools display the 10 commandments god: you should probably read the 10 commandments louisiana: yeah yeah we will right after we pledge allegiance to this idol we made

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More than anything, what makes the holiday season so special is that it highlights the humanity of togetherness. That's why we had ten thousand CPUs burp out sixty seconds of slop for your idiot minds.

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sorry i haven’t posted much lately. i need to come clean, i’ve been hanging out with another app and we’re really hitting it off. i still want to be friends though! or you could join us? if you’re into that sort of thing

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if eating celery burns more calories than it contains imagine the net negative calories you get chasing a cherry tomato around with your fork

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don’t ask me what my favorite tiktok is. that’s like asking me my who my favorite child is. i’ve never seen any of them before and i don’t know what they’re called