We have to make being mean less accepted. It’s spilling from the internet to everyday life, when we all need kindness the most. Even the idiots you don’t like.

The internet really is the best place to have empathetic nuanced conversations about emotionally charged issues 😌

This mf has the gall to tweet this WHILE murdering thousands of Iranian people for simply trying to live normal lives. While disrupting the entire world's trade and safety with his terror proxies. But good job with all the protests, guys! Papa Khamenei is very pleased with you.

I'm the one who tortures all the poets at the tortured poets department

I grew up in a poor family. We didn't have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Dropping out of college was the smartest decision I ever made

I fucking love gefilte fish there I said it

I recently learned that my grandpa, having discovered YouTube, now seriously worries about me living in California because there’s always crazy stuff happening here in terms of weather and earthquakes and also apparently extraterrestrial alien activity. I treasure this knowledge.

The university itself literally canceled all in-person classes for Jewish students to protect their safety. What are you talking about?

Panicking from home today 😌

When they say “go back to poland” they mean the gas chambers btw

This was absolutely perfect 😭😭😭

Not enough crazy guys setting themselves on fire lately

This is an urgent announcement: Black Sails is now on Netflix go watch it immediately go go go

We're doing great sweeties!!!!

Any day now The Washington Post will publish a snappy little guide in the Style section on how to chant 'death to America' in Arabic

If you're AT Coachella, STAY at Coachella ✊✊✊

I don’t want to live in a completely puritanical society but I do think we need to go back to the modesty standards of my youth where we thought 69-ing was a thrill

A substack where I just pay stupid people to be quiet

I am a lifelong progressive, I believe in women’s rights, voting rights, gay rights, separation of church and state and freedom of speech, which is why I vocally and unapologetically support *checks notes* violent Islamic jihad 🥴