Fucking dying over the Nic Cage GQ Shoot

we need a celebrity chef who isn’t a badass. no tattoos. no swear words. i want to watch a little fucking wimp make eggs

Leaving flirty venmo comments is like next level horny, huh? 😬😬😬

men posting bait tweet for attention from SWs: annoying, bad, embarassing for everyone who replies SW posting obvious bait caption (eg "wOuLd U fUcK mE?") on a promo pic to use freeloaders as a human water wheel to drive engagement: good, proud of them, astute businessperson

microdosing catholicism by feeling vaguely ashamed all day for no particular reason

Editing porn in the nail salon

Barbie Horse Adventure walked so Red Dead Redemption could run

I’ll buy your house

I’ll be like “let me slip into something more comfortable” and it’s a Canadian tuxedo

I need someone to fund my online shopping bc it’s out of hand ☹️

Many people know of Lili Elbe, a trans woman of the early 1930s made famous by a biography published at time of her death, then once again by media property The Danish Girl. Sadly both accounts ignored how gay Lili's wife Gerda Gottlieb was; here's her erotica from the 1920s

Remember like two weeks ago when Elon was like “tell me how to end world hunger and I’ll do it” and then he bought twitter for $44 billion instead

The median annual pay during the Great Depression was 22% of the cost of an average home. Today's it's 14%. That means that pay relative to home cost made it easier to buy a home during the Great Depression than right now. This is absurd.

btw if ur driving with a cute pretty girl with cute little bangs pls close the window. my cute little bangs are getting messed up from the wind and my self esteem comes from my bangs. ok thanks

i told my bf “i never love you more than right after you take a good picture of me” and he was like “you need to keep things like that to yourself”

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

There's a completely correct and fully moral way to solve this and technically you're not allowed to say it on twitter