pretty done with twitter but just gotta let you know there’s an old guy in a maga hat at my stand up show and that’s a first

translation: we’re screwed

CHICAGO! i’m at the beloved lincoln lodge this weekend 4/14 & 4/15! come thru! tix: eventbrite.com/e/river-butche…

Hey! I am taping an hour 6/4 in portland so I am doing some shows to run that set and I'd love for you to be there! Chicago, Albany, Syracuse, Pittsburgh, Columbus, LaJolla, and Fort Worth! Tickets at: riverbutcher.com/shows

has anyone noticed that pedro pascal is hot

back to let everyone know i’m filming a special in portland OR june 4 and you can buy tickets now: tinyurl.com/bdcv6b93

yo I have been off this app for 48 days but i’m breaking that fast out of respect for Marcella Arguello and the damn HEAT she brought to her special. go watch that shit HBO Max

y’all ever see robocop

this christmas, im practicing

elf care

january/december 2022

happy hanukkah y’all

end of an era

i’ve lost 4k+ followers in the elon takeover, yet she remains

can’t believe i’m not ken in the barbie movie

hey! i’m doing standup at ucb franklin on a tuesday. something I haven’t done in…awhile