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Rishi Sunak announces a snap General Election on 4th July, or as he likes to think of it, Independence Day

Dear Mogg
Just as Edward Lear wrote, '...all mimsy were the borogoves', our Gove is so mimsy he's afraid of braving the electorate. He's run out of people to stab in the back, hasn't he, Moggo? Of course, I was his most famous sacrificial ham.
Tofu in balti
Boris

And during an election. Tells us all we need to know about BBC News management.

'UK’s Environment Agency chief admits regulator buries freedom of information requests.'

There it is. Corruption.

Management at the Environment Agency burying FoI requests because it exposes their inept, incompetent handling of WCs. Will a new govt act?

theguardian.com/environment/ar…

Why are Home Office graphics going out with highlights from the Tories' 5 priorities in the corner?

Surely that represents a total breakdown for the impartial nature of the Civil Service. Doubly so now that a GE has been called.

You know, I’m starting to think that Rishi Sunak calling a snap election when he’s 25 points behind in the polls, with hundreds of his MPs stepping down, and with seemingly no plan for the campaign whatsoever, might have been a misjudgment.

To those who keep asking if I have managed to infiltrate the Sunak campaign to take charge of weather, umbrella storage, the music, the planted questions by Tory councillors, Titanic visits, and Wales ⚽️ I couldn’t possibly comment. But well done the Agent who got two exit signs

This is the fundamental Catch-22 of the whole AI grift: all forms of it are utterly reliant on the cultural or knowledge production they are explicitly designed to supplant

In 2019 there were 71 ineffective criminal trials because there weren’t enough lawyers to conduct them.

71 seemed a lot.

By 2023 that number was 1,436.

We warned everyone that legal aid lawyers were leaving.

And we were right.

Word of the day is ‘absquatulate’ (19th century): to leave in a hurry.

I know political campaigning is tough - but:
DON’T let the microphones be set up so you are filmed with a crane coming out of your head
DON’T be filmed underneath an exit sign
And as for going to visit where the Titanic was built…….

Mine personally is Suella Braverman MP - I would love nothing more than to see her flustered and trying to get away from the press in a sports centre at five in the morning while people laugh and laugh and laugh…

Sorry, I got carried away there.

Who would you like to see?

Richard Tice, 'We've got the lowest growth decade for 70 years'

Cathy Newman, 'Some of that has to do with Brexit which you egged on'

RT, 'I'm right, they're wrong'

CN, 'And don't you think Brexit had a part to play in that?'

RT, 'None at all'

CN, 'None at all?'

RT, 'The

When Machiavellian master of malevolent mischief Michael Gove decides it's time to throw in the towel; ever-present during 14 years of Tory psychodrama & not averse to clandestine op's seeing off past leaders, you know it's over for Sunak the Tories! 🧐⬇️dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…

Michael Gove stepping down - the most amazing news! This is the most slippery,most two-faced,most manipulative senior Tory I (unfortunately) had to deal with. What I hated most was his ability to persuade the NGOs he really cared when he was at DEFRA. Good f…… riddance!!

Day 2 of the Campaign:

✅ Get caught lying to a grieving mother
✅ Refuse to pay up on a bet for charity
✅ Abandon your flagship anti-smoking policy and proudly tell journalists “this shows the type of Prime Minister I am.”
✅Photo opp at the Titanic

Hugo Keith, 'So that opportunity for a circuit breaker (in September 2020), which might have made a difference in reducing the need for a lockdown later, that opportunity was lost?'

Simon Case, 'Yea.. The Welsh gov tried one but it didn't have that much impact'

Hugo Keith, 'But

Once again: training your AI on the internet is bad; pay for decent sources

Announce the election in a torrential downpour.

Lose 6 MPs in the first 24 hours of the campaign.

Have journalists thrown out of your press conference and hounded by security.

And get caught stuffing audiences with fake Tory councillors in cosplay.

And that's just Day 1!!