My rainy summer walk Audible companion is Four Chancellors and a Funeral by Russ Jones - a funny, grimly gripping tale of Brexit Britain. Boy, is it fast: Think Dylan with Tory outrages on his lyric cards. Be ready to laugh and swear bitterly at the same time. Great stuff.

Meryl Streep. She really is a chameleon.

I hope Oasis ruinite and do their song again.

I see Oasis have "no plans to make new music".

Does anybody know how to cancel an ebay bid? I put £5 on a cowboy outfit and I am 6 minutes away from owning Refrom UK.

8. The moment they found out when she was pregnant

When Suella Braverman took this trip to Rwanda, only GB News, the Telegraph and the Daily Mail were invited. I don't remember any of them making a fuss about the BBC, ITN, C4 News or Guardian being excluded

GB News evaded normal standards by claiming to OFCOM that they aren't a news channel. Today they want to be treated as a news channel. Both things at once, like Schrödinger's twats.

Butternut, sage and goats cheese risotto, with pine nuts and white wine. Ask me again when I'm not hungry.

Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex has been bumped into second placr

"Woman has fun on holiday" is the long-awaited sequel to "Woman legally buys house with her own money"

It's a bit rich Oasis saying don't resell tickets for profit when they've made a career doing that with Beatles songs.

Don't be sad. You can create your own live Oasis experience at home. Simply stand 2 immobile action figurines at the end of your garden, drink some warm beer, play any literally Slade single at 33rpm, and set fire to £150.

I'm going on holiday with my (significantly) better half. Back in two weeks. Slaters, bumholes.

The Minister for Common Sense thought dressing as police would protect her from thought police.

Most influential? How about The Sex Pistols Bowie The Velvet Underground Bob Dylan Chic Kraftwork The Smiths Pink Floyd James Brown

Apparently I said this four years ago. If anybody wants to know the lottery numbers for 4 sept 2028, they are ...

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