Still to this day, the best explanation of "fuck off". #billyconnolly #bigyin

Word of the day is ‘malversation’ (16th century). Simply put, it means ‘corruption in public office’.

“Tony Abbott is a homophobe and a misogynist” Health Sec Matt Hancock: “He’s also an expert on trade” #KayBurley JM

I don't know who this doc is on The One Show but this is brilliant!

Me on BBC Breakfast this morning. Please donate what you can. £90 more in donations will see the beard disappear! justgiving.com/crowdfunding/b…. Please retweet if you can!

See what happens when you trust Boris Johnson? If only there'd be some clue in the way he's treated his wives, mistresses, children, employers, constituents, manifesto promises, party leaders and colleagues over the years...

White Cliffs of Dover (📸 31/1/20)

I asked my year 1 classes 'What's the one thing you need to be an adult?' Here is my analysis; A THREAD

The Falling Man. Some words about one of the iconic images of 9/11. Twenty years on and I’m still in shock reading things I never knew. apple.news/AGE9GNufOScSYh…

🚨 The #DHOTYA2021 Final 🚨 “Superdry” vs “Almonds” 2021 has prepared us for this divide. - Lewis vs Max - Vaccinated vs Unvaxxinated - Messi vs Lewandowski You have 2 hours to vote below. Once you have, Retweet and lobby your friends to vote.

NEW BLOGPOST: Do the verdicts in the trial of the Colston 4 signal something wrong with our jury system? 10 things you should know thesecretbarrister.com/2022/01/06/do-…

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example… 1/5

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

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The government tried to use me in a campaign to defend their policy of forcing all students to study math to 18. Only problems are 1) I don't agree with the policy; 2) I only studied to 16; 3) They couldn't find ANYONE else so they scrapped the campaign. stephenfollows.com/how-i-caught-t…

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | Samaritans

I'm gonna explain to y'all why Britain considers 78°F/25°C hot. I know hot because I grew up in Texas and spent half my life in Las Vegas. So I am absolutely qualified to explain this to the rest of you who laugh at UK "heat waves".