“Thinking is difficult. That’s why most people judge.” Carl Yung. ⬇️

Omid Djalili Tiny Speck Productions Beautifully poignant wake-up call ❤️

Some of you have turned a blind eye to the gross human rights abuses of the IRI (Islamic Regime of Iran) over the last 45 years simply to fit an anti-Israel narrative. Some of you who supported the #WomanLifeFreedom movement have now changed your tune because “if supporting the…

Cole Palmer - 5 goals in his last 30 mins of playing at Stamford Bridge. Cool stat. #CheEve

In other words, according to his father, Joel Cauchi was an incel - an extremist ideology of hating women. This is a terrible sign that we have to wait for catastrophic events to happen to realise mental health issues are deep and symptoms of a society in desperate need of…

So it’s still going and you can play along on ITV every week day at 3pm. On now

Come see me in WEST END LONDON with Onscreen Onstage at Picturehouse Central Cosmic Cat Films it’s a film then a stand up show right in the heart of Soho tickets here picturehouses.com/movie-details/…

Quote tweeting what most of my generation knew when following the O.J. case in 1995. His acquittal was more about what happened to the 4 officers in the Rodney King incident which sparked the LA riots in 1992. And this zinger from director David Zucker was way before O.J. died.

Absolutely brilliant from John O'Farrell ⬇️

David Baddiel Omid Djalili Sorry, David. Of course! Thank you. Actually you’re right. What good is a comment? I rescind my thanks, Omid. Blocked

So now the Islamic Republic of Iran’s publicity stunt is over, can we focus our energies back on agreeing to a cease-fire in Gaza?

Just found this piece of insanity from a few years ago so using it now to let you know about my upcoming world tour. All tickets 🎫 including Canada 🇨🇦 in May, Australia 🇦🇺 in Sept then USA 🇺🇸 in Sept/Oct then UK 🇬🇧 from Oct here. omiddjalili.net

Review from last night – Mixed Bill Comedy Megashow put on by Comedy Crate at the Royal and Derngate, Northampton, 13th April 2024 therealchrisparkle.com/2024/04/14/rev…

World War 3 is trending on X while Iranians make fun of the regime with the caption “Iran right now…”

Some are saying if you’re against the Islamic Republic of Iran, you’re a Zionist. Which is like saying if you criticise the Israeli govt, you’re antisemitic. People are not their governments. But if they are, then every human being on the planet should be ashamed of themselves.

OJ’s funeral procession should be the California Highway Patrol chasing his hearse.

Thank you Milton Keynes. Love that theatre - superb crowd. And see you in Northampton tonight a few tickets left

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