Lord, grant me the confidence of absolutely below mediocre men on the internet.

Nonparents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesnt want to do, and he would obey

The people on Juneau community complaining about being egged or ding dong ditch by a bunch of kids is just like, really funny to me😅

I am pro peaceful parenting, but sometimes I’ll hear a parent say, “I can’t even imagine yelling at my kids” and I’m like 😳😳😳😳😳 what head meds produce this result??? Or do I just have a different brand of toddler?

now i’m not saying I thought this. but hypothetically how DID the asteroid kill them… for those who don’t know…

girl dinner

Everytime I see these videos the less I understand about horse feet

When I worked in a Starbucks drive-thru, the best-case customer scenario was when someone was reasonably friendly and left a tip. The worst-case scenario was basically this

chat can someone find his twitter handle

Yeaa ill come over and carve pumpkins dude. I love getting the shitty pumpkin guts all over my hands and clothes. the disgusting texture is almost indescribable. Also could you hand me the knife that barely cuts through the pumpkin at all? Just wanna make sure it looks like shit

Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert reprise their ‘MEAN GIRLS’ roles for a Walmart ad. x.com/Walmart/status…

i’m not even trying to be funny they dead ass look like mermaid man and barnacle boy

My God. Stop what you're doing and watch this.

You dumb chucklefucks couldn't make Hunter Biden look any cooler of you tried

I’d rather fucking kill myself than give up sticking Q-tips in my ears

I’ve never related to a character in a book more than The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Me at any minor inconvenience

IF I HOSTED the Love Is Blind Season 6 reunion .. these are the questions I would ask & how it would go 😭 One thing about me , I know how to put on a show . Let’s get down to business IMMEDIATELY 😭 Love is Blind hire me for next season and stop playing 😂 #LoveIsBlindS6