i’m crying my lyft driver does not know how to drive😭 lmfao i’m gonna die y’all 🤣

just spent $18.22 on a bottle of water and small box of tampons at the newark airport

not even close

if a stranger in the airport asked me to hold some luggage for them on my plane i’d be like “yeah ok 🤷‍♀️” i’m just chill like that idk

this is unironically how i’m trynna be

i would start twerking, like the people on the titanic who played the violin as the ship was going down

calling my doctor to refill my adderall prescription

i’m sorry if u still think this was real u need to be embarrassed by how fucking dumb u r😭

now that i moved does anyone wanna tell me im cute

men love to talk about how all women do is charge they phone, twerk, eat hot chip and lie, as if their daily itinerary isn’t pay video game, punch wall, jork penus, and lie

i just had to carry all my shit up a 6 floor walk up and build furniture all day… like men used to back in the day

is this kelsey acting normal, or the real kelsey ?

u think this is a bot?

Spotted in Burbank. Somebody has their head on straight