Deleting tweets

“im on a roll!”

-me if i was butter. if i had the power to become as butter.

LIVE OJ Simpson update!

say what you will about OJ but at least he died doing what he loved: lying to himself and others ❤️

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

and it’s a serve!! can’t stop serving!! book me into servalcoholics anonymous

Exceptional pigeon options today

good morning, chat. do you think Black & Decker explored each other‘s bodies?

i saw what i needed to see. the moon does not have the x factor. audition was underwhelming.

hello. Currently in my greenhouse (east wing) counting the mosses. Will be here for a while please do not contact me.

i asked my brother to buy a lottery ticket for me and i did not win unfortunately 😔

Sometimes i need to look in the mirror and remind myself that it’s not worth arguing with people who are deadly serious about stuff like crystals, evangelicalism or seed oils. they are simply somewhere else. i do not see them

Eric Adams about to send 500,000 cops to the earth’s core.