Girl, you’re thicker than a freshman backpack

By Panic! at the Cardiovascular System

Unpopular opinion: lawn mowers should be called grass vacuums

me drinking with family pretending I don't go out 5 nights a week

As Governor of the Great State of New Jersey, I hereby declare that CENTRAL JERSEY DOES EXIST.

That time a Nebraskan farmer asked members of a pro-fracking oil and gas committee if they would drink water that was tainted by fracking wastewater

Learn about CNRE undergraduate researchers' work in stream monitoring as part of the Undergraduate Research Virtual Conference: research.undergraduate.vt.edu. This photo of the students working in the lab was taken before physical distancing guidelines were enacted.

i will say that i entered quarantine wanting to get skinny and i left it genuinely wanting to unlearn fatphobia/achieve body neutrality. so… an L for the patriarchy, a W for me?

No one: Guys at gyms: I bet this woman is here to meet people

Imposter

I GOT INTO HARVARD!! 😍🥳🥳🥳 they left a first-floor window unlocked and i’m just walking around in here!

How I act when someone tells me they have a animal I can pet in their house

On this day in 2002, By The Way was released. What's your favorite song from the album? open.spotify.com/album/1jWKVgnH…

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