every college mascot is just a furry hiding in plain sight so jot that down

when u hear “look at that dumbass who’s late to class with iced coffee in their hand” as u walk past 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

my advisor has the bar on the floor for me and i still manage to dig underneath it

while everyone is setting goals for the new semester, i’ll be maintaining my ᶜʳⁱᵖᵖˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵉᵖʳᵉˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶠᵃⁱˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵍʳᵃᵈᵉˢ

you, an individual: times square me, an intellect: times ²

they’re skipping class because they’re already stressed from the semester 🍺🐛 🍺🦐 🍺🦕 🍺🐢 🐌🍺

mf’s be texting where the party is every night, bro you’re worried about the wrong party, go vote

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girls and gays are so worried about pilot peter, like sweetie ur worried about the wrong bachelor go get a degree

my professor reading 3 spelling errors in the first sentence of a 2 page paper that I'm turning in late

Your girlfriend Your homework 🤝 Late

only physics majors, europeans and drug dealers know the metric system

people who graduate and move back home be like, ughhh i hate my roommate. bro ur mom just wants you to take out the trash smh

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