carbsley
@carbsley
bag of hair with eyeballs
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http://plateandpen.com 08-06-2017 23:46:30
26,9K Tweets
8,4K Followers
1,4K Following
HSIC
@JustMrsScorpio
I’m easily turned off.
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
a girl has no name
@seaglasssiren
i belong to the stars.
McErin☘️
@colleen_eileen
flagrantly mediocre
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
Helleanor Rigby
@Mom_Overboard
🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas3
I'm a niche genre.
SneezingWithWetMascara
@WetMascara
Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
Village Person
@SvnSxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Lottie-pop 🍭
@Lottie_Poppie
Tattooed mum & coffee enthusiast. Living life from one snack to the next.
Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire
Smooth like nitroglycerin. Sidekick to @gingerhotdish
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
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@itmegreggy
honk honk honk
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@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Claire Behind The Hair
@urmumsausername
PayPal➡https://t.co/Kf0eVciHmW tweets➡ https://t.co/EJvcH671EQ
Vinod Chhaproo
@Chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
The Eras Tour
@tswifterastour
Follow for updates and all things on Taylor Swift’s The Eras Tour! (Update Page, Not Taylor Swift) #TSTheErasTour TNx2 TSx1
MLFootball
@_MLFootball
Your home for everything Football. Credentialed media.
Travis Kelce
@tkelce
Always remember WHO you are.... and WHOSE you are!! #HeightsRaised
Ted Lasso
@TedLasso
Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
Taylor Nation
@taylornation13
Straight from THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. #TSTTPD out now! 🤍
Ilhan Omar
@IlhanMN
Mom, Refugee and Congresswoman for #MN05. Progressive Caucus Deputy Chair. Fighting for a more just world.✨ https://t.co/u6aQiJB0hs 📚
Gabe Wasylko
@GabeWasylko
Social, @TheCLE • Cleveland Cityscape, Sports and Portrait Photographer • College of Wooster Alumni • @fujifilmx_us Photographer • Prints Available Here:
John Fetterman
@JohnFetterman
Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
Karine Jean-Pierre
@PressSec
35th White House Press Secretary
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
Executive Producer @TheWeekendMSNBC. Opinions mine. Do not congratulate. THREADS @griffinkyle
President Biden
@POTUS
46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Reverend Raphael Warnock
@ReverendWarnock
Pastor. Advocate. Savannah born & raised. @Morehouse alum. Senator from Georgia. | Join us @TeamWarnock
Tim Ryan
@TimRyan
Proud dad and husband, Ohio native, die-hard Browns fan.
Rob Sprance
@RobSprance
Interviewer, humorist, producer and three-drink handsome host of @TheHolePodcast. Virtual reality, music and barbecue enthusiast. Go Steelers!
Cleveland Clinic Abu Dhabi
@CCAD
Providing world-class care, closer to home. UAE & GCC’s #1 hospital in Newsweek’s 2024 ‘World's Best Hospitals’ list. Part of the @M42Health group
Cleveland Clinic Florida
@CleveClinicFL
A not-for-profit, multi-specialty, academic network that integrates clinical/hospital care with research & education.
Cleveland Clinic Canada
@CleClinicCanada
Our multi-disciplinary team of physicians and wellness experts provide in-person care in downtown and midtown Toronto as well as virtual care across Canada.
Cleveland Clinic London
@clecliniclondon
Cleveland Clinic London Hospital and our outpatients centres are open, offering patients high-quality care in state-of-the-art facilities.
Cleveland Clinic Children’s
@CleClinicKids
One of the most comprehensive pediatric programs in Ohio. Follow us for news, innovations, research, patient stories & more. #CleClinicChildrens
Morgan
@MorganTremaine
@MorganTremaine everywhere 📹470k+ TikTok 🎮Twitch Partner 🎙️Podcaster 🎬Producer // Biz: [email protected]
Tony Hawk
@tonyhawk
Pro skater, father, husband, videogame character, CEO, philanthropist & public skatepark advocate. Old AF and still skating.
Aaron Pilkington
@ChurfAaron
20+ years a chef. Father. OK native. Irish. Miner of comedy. Hopeless romantic. Recovering fatty. Something of a writer, and......I do...VOICES!
You've Got Mel
@MsMelissaMs
My scientific theory is that every civilization has been wiped off this earth because of stupid people. I have a glass eye. I keep a fork in my purse for cake.
lynn dewitt, twïtters sweetheart
@iamlynndewitt
she/they | supportive parent energy | send hand pics | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | @/$lynndewitt
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@wiseconnector
FOLLOW for relatable, interactive & engaging posts. Want to grow your X account? SUBSCRIBE then DM me. Turn on 🔔
chris matthews
@jtskeet
~ you can't hate me more than i already hate myself ~
Kurt Shriner
@KurtShriner
Father, Husband, musician, photographer, Pickleball addict, #Solinco tennis stringer, amateur sommelier. #endthepatriarchy
Le Creuset
@lecreuset
#LeCreuset is the first, finest and favorite in colorful cookware, since 1925. 📫 Support: https://t.co/HoVTKfPr5m…
The Kitchn
@thekitchn
The secret ingredient for home cooks ✨ (P.S. We are not a restaurant or a TV show) #thekitchn
D & Beës
@human_not_bees
no longer a twitter person - email me at [email protected] if we're pals
Mayor Seren
@kahlilseren
Black dude, Progressive Democrat, left-hander. Mayor @ClvHtsGov. Views are mine.
Tom Mihaljevic
@TomMihaljevicMD
President & CEO, @ClevelandClinic. Cardiothoracic surgeon.
Jessica 💚💛🧀🏈
@Jtgbp10
Momma #Packers fan 💚💛🏈🧀 #GoPackGo. #Outlander #Army Veteran 🇺🇸 Tall Girl. Yooper in WI!
flappy 🐥
@funflaps
I like your flaps. Best:https://t.co/XnPxwhxO7L Archive:https://t.co/99UDI9gc5P
AparnaRC
@Wordesse
Copywriting, coffee guzzling mom. Featured in @Huffpost, @Buzzfeed & @ThePoke. Tweets: https://t.co/QwSsMmIv1J
♡Stephanie Stebbins♡
@stephsteb
Definitely not a leprechaun. #CeasefireNOW
WittySassBasket™
@WittySassBasket
the realist bitch at this junior league function
Sara Wren
@sarawrencomedy
This account is for promo purposes.
Chris Mollica
@chrismollica
in a time of chimpanzees I was also a chimpanzee filmmaker/poet/puppeteer he/him
woahh mann
@ashhhhhhole
founder of @mbelleceramics | venmo/$ashleyj1004
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@justky1018
funny n relatable socially-conscious hot chick ✨Black lives ALWAYS matter✨ insta: justky1018✨$30 DM Fee
gon
@chinesegon
0.5x engineer
🐦Kate amongst the pigeons🐦
@MorticiaKate
Mum. Daughter. Sister. Girlfriend of @Millsy801. Delightful weirdo. Brilliant bird lady. Gif Queen. Dark but hilarious. Mistress Misery. NO DMS
Shenanigans
@Shenanigans_luv
dangerously hydrated. 💍@aboveaveragetom / tweets ➡️ https://t.co/RTw61Q1cLz
Quintin
@Mydaily_Q
RJ Aguiar
@DamnItRJ
Here. Queer. Could really use a beer.
wheaties
@wheatiesmdub
not very funny but I crack myself up... husband, father of twins, Navy veteran #autismparent
George of the bungle 💥🌴❗❗
@KellsPlayer
Mad Hatter and bad @'er. I scare dentists.
Iris✨
@Jest_Iris
out of pocket bc my pants don't have any NYC Comedian Writer Gamer Jewish af IG: jest.iris | words in @Reductress & @HardDriveMag featured in @adweek