LA

Suboxone is the LaCroix of heroin

Me every time I experience a direct consequence of my addiction that proves I should probably get clean

The look you give the dope man for shorting you in your face and now you have to short your best friends after bragging that you have the best plug.

So you got 7$ and two bus passes? Got you on a bag

me: do you guys have cereal store worker: ya its cbd infused me: haha nah just regular cereal is fine store worker (now pointing a gun at me): 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐛𝐝. 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐬. 𝐚𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲.

Why does the main cafeteria lady in detox always look like this

contemplating murder.

When I do the last bag without sharing any with my girl

Every girl in rehab at their first outside meeting.

Me cutting all the toxic people out of my life and “just working on myself and stuff”

No one, not a soul: Adam&Eve: CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME DILDOS?!

when yoh act out in your character defects & fuck everything up. #recoverymemes

Friend: is your plug going to take forever getting us the bag? Me: do all girls that wear chokers have depression and daddy issues?

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Heroin Addiction Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stop Doing Heroin Like Nigga Didn't You Pay Attention In Health Class Haha