Girls who wear these in rehab also tear up during daily meditation, dramatically moan during yoga, impulsively answer every halfway house boys 3am "u up?" msg, & ask for vegan substitutes each meal.

When ur running partner takes off with ur $40 to go see his guy & actually comes back 20 mins later with a bag

Me showing up at my moms house after leaving detox early even tho she told me def do not come there if I leave detox early

Actual photo of me trying to sell my dealer random ass shit circa 2005

When u give ur dad something u made for him in 4th grade shop class

When I have 24 hrs sober but the AA chair tells me I'm the most important person in the room

That one lady in detox who frantically rushes to get into med line first

When u wake up in the morning to find out that she did not do all ur drugs

Me on ecstacy when some random chick at the party hands me a bottle of water

Happy New Year's to all the dudes in rehab who get to stay up late tonight to watch the ball drop

Me reading the drug test I just made my bf take even tho we both know my dumb ass will stay regardless of the results

No one: Literally every rehab counselor: The problem is not the alcohol. The problem is not the drugs.

Dealers: I was selling drugs for survival, to put food on the table, to provide for my family. Also dealers:

Me spending money on drugs in addiction vs me in sobriety paying any bill

Me high on my couch at 3am: *life is totally falling apart, broke, no friends, family literally hates me* Addiction treatment commercial: Is your life falling apart? Are you broke? Do your family & friends hate you? You may be an addict & we can help. Me:

onlyfans but it's just me in a deep nod mumbling "huh?" in response to something my bf asked me 45 minutes ago

How me & my bf feel heading to the dealer after his unemployment check hits

When I get sober & find out that sleeping with a man with zero personality but a shit ton of drugs bc I wanted to share said drugs counts as selling my ass for drugs

The guy in detox who keeps unnecessarily showing off the blisters he got while running the streets

Ur razor after ur first shave in detox