I’ve decided to become a small business owner. It’s been a long journey but it’s time. I'm ready to quit my job, and become my own boss. It’s time to grind baby, it’s time to make the money I’ve always dreamed of. If y’all need some dope hit my DM's

The sexual tension between me and the doctor checking my balls for cancer

It really sucks that being a career criminal is no longer a viable option

Me and my buddy backing out of the AA meeting full of old timers after identifying as addicts instead of alcoholics

The homies on the way home after a night of rolling balls

I miss my 🐕

Making Ariel from the Little Mermaid black makes no sense. Black people can't swim

Perc a day keeps the doctor away

When the Halloween candy is laced with fentanyl

Putins only part of the problem, if Putin invested more heavily in the pussy infrastructure of Russia than he did his gay ass army, which obviously wasnt much. Than his country would be no more fucked up then let's say, Mexico.

Alcoholics Anonymous: If you want to get sober "Let go and let god" Me: Elaborate on that Alcoholics Anonymous: No

"No homo" or as we used to say in the joint, it's not gay as long as there's no surviving witnesses

Me: Alright time to sleep for school Youtube: 13 ways to get high on household cleaning supplies Me:

Narcan has allowed me to live another day, and I'm about to make it everyones problem.

"You have healthy looking sperm" has to be possibly the weirdest compliment I've gotten

Shorty give bomb head call her Toppenheimer

Yeah I'm pushing 🅿️ Playing #Pikmin

It’s up #Woppenheimer out now link in bio brrr 🥶 🥶

AI is completely out of control.

Two birds one stone was the original no scope headshot