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So I popped my Viagra only to be stood up by my Valentine.... Looks like Chaturbate it is...

Anyone want to smoke some meth and go through this box with me?

White people when they mad: "So let me get this straight, ...."

She said "I dont fuck for free" I said "neither do I, I guess we gonna cancel each other out then"

If "Hear me out" was a person.

These women today suffer from Ms. Independentism. Go on ahead and kill that spider yourself Ms. Independent.

If I robbed you, stiffed you on money, borrowed money and didn't pay you back between 2004 & 2009, it doesn't count, i was blacked out from the Zans!

I did cocaine once for 3 years.

I woke up with my dick covered in ice cream! Xanax be having me like "WTF"

When I get a Heine Brothers coffee with 6 shots of espresso, I really get them cocaine vibes off that

Women with small titties get open chested when they act up

"Thanks for the add beautiful." Is probably the most pro-trump thing to say.

🥴 Gosha Mirchuck

If you can't lay your dick across the toilet seat when you shit, don't you dare raise your voice at her.

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this is the best explanation I've seen for "defund the police" as a slogan and policy

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