i want to be profiled in a magazine because i’d love to know what i’m like

mcdonald’s coffee taste like cartoon coffee

i’ve started making my bed every morning because my therapist told me to and like I won’t say it’s definitively the cure to everything but seeing a nice clean looking bed soothes me in a way words have never been able to

The Midwestern urge to take a handful of napkins from any restaurant and put them in the glove box

*taking 3 ibuprofen instead of just 2* i’m here for a good time not a long time

i feel most myself when i am accusing people of moving things that i myself misplaced

STEVE HARVEY FOR PAPER MAG !!

Tonight, a ceiling has been shattered. My friend and fellow good troublemaker, Sen. Keturah Herron, won her special election and has become the first openly LGBTQ State Representative in Kentucky history. I am so proud.

Starbucks is running a scorched earth union busting campaign all over the country, feel like this should be a bigger story

Each American Girl Doll's Thoughts and Feelings Around the Supreme Court of the United States 🧵 (1/8)

look. heres all im saying

Rand Paul voted against disaster relief for Eastern Kentucky… Last week.

The people of Kentucky will never forget that Rand Paul voted against disaster relief after a historic tornado and thousand year flood.

Unlike Rand Paul, when I’m in the Senate, I’ll have district offices open across Kentucky actively working for the people.

BREAKING: Lexington’s Herald Leader has endorsed our campaign. This endorsement is MAJOR! Yes, the choice is very clear. Just a bit of great news to start the day. 17 days til we make history.