What they wanted vs. what they got

At this rate the rest of the U.S. will be saying Ope in no time

Every Midwest Dad watching golf this weekend

We live in a simulation

Only in Indiana

A relationship should be 50/50. I point out the cows when we’re driving and you admire them

“I can’t wait to sit outside on warm summer nights”

*7,000 mosquitos liked your post*

Midwesterners: It’s going to be 70° with no wind

The weather:

Midwesterner: you smell that?

Californian: huh?

Floridian: 🤪

New Yorker: no

Midwesterner: yep there’s going to be a storm next Tuesday

Explaining the eclipse in Midwest terms

“Can we get a nice day in April?”

23 years later Missouri still has questions

Hate on the Midwest all you want but we can turn literally anything into a taco

Ending a Midwest phone call

“Welp, I’ll let you go”
*say hi to 10 people for me*
“Yeah, yeah, yep”
“Alright well”
*one more side convo*
“Alright yep will do”
“Welp, I’ll let you go”

If you grew up in a town where you parked like this you regularly drove 45 minutes to your favorite restaurant

What’s the most overrated beer in the Midwest?

Midwesterners looking out the window in the morning to see what season we have today

It wouldn’t be so bad without the wind

There is a cave in Missouri that currently stores 1.4B pounds of cheese. I don’t know what the Midwest is planning but it’s something big.