Sosa Hayes ⚾
@thesosahayes
The one and only adult named Sosa Hayes. Blaseball player for @SpyHouston. Profile picture is by @thr33h3ad3ddrag. He/Him. Official account.
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09-09-2020 03:37:50
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137 Followers
100 Following
Con: We lost our fav player who is 1 adult person. Pro (from a Legal perspective that doesn’t compre to the emotional devastation): somehow we now have 2 fewer contracts. Cc the 1 adult with 3 Twitter accounts for some reason: Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵️ Sosa Hayes ↙️ Sosa Hayes ⚾
Welcome back, Sosa Hayes ↙️, Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵️, and/or Sosa Hayes ⚾. Your espionage and diversion has always inspired us.
Hey Sosa Hayes ↙️ and Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵️ and also Sosa Hayes ⚾ cause I keep forgetting which one's the real one you'll do great ese. or maybe fine. whichever. enjoy.
NaN's world tour has brought him to the Mexico City Wild Wings, where he's uh... learning the local customs. #blaseball BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE LA Unlimited Tacos Mexico City Wild Wings
Excited to cheer for my old roomie in their first official pitching start!!! You got this Sosa Hayes ↙️ Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵️ Sosa Hayes ⚾!! Just remember this handy pitching formula: ♘✋ ⓓ = Č๔ ✯ 𝐀 ✿ .❺ ✪ ⓡ ✸ ν^2 🐊☝
Sosa Hayes ⚾ I’m a green stink bug!
The blaseball law 101 episode? It's here. Featuring Wild Wings Legal Team @[email protected] 🐀 Your New York Millennials Splortscaster Dr. Felix Garbage and Fitzgerald Blackburn Get it in your favorite podcatcher or right here: blaseballpodcast.com/blaseball-law-…
Hey, (Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵️ Sosa Hayes ↙️ or Sosa Hayes ⚾), thanks so much for your submission! Amicus & Abacus do sound a lot alike. parkerclassaction.com/2020/11/02/sos…