hlomecoming? c'mon. does that sound like an axel cardenas event to you

i intend to celebrate our true return to wildness by acting exactly the same as I did already

as an expert in being very cool, confirming that siesta is cool

scary display name? okay.

...hi?

Hey Sosa Hayes ↙️ and Sosa Hayes, on siesta🕵️ and also Sosa Hayes ⚾ cause I keep forgetting which one's the real one you'll do great ese. or maybe fine. whichever. enjoy.

Uh. this isn't cause of the kid, is it?

why you gotta make me work like that ese

Oh we drinking other players again? Burke's picking up tips from Rafael, huh?

we may be the bottom of our division

I don't party and I don't care to party

who the hell is this guy you think you can meh harder than me? we'll see about that

Hey check it out Cell Barajas💗🐦 got a birthday party

well that was a relaxing night im gonna get a soda

this adkins guy is unoriginal

i've been told that there is commentary going on bout my performance listen you can't put a number on the axel factor

chilling on fourth is nowhere near as good as chilling on third but they both lose to chilling on first

'but axel you don't get on first' yeah well the dugout is even better. it has a wall to lean on.

To raise morale, I have produced a "meme" while the team was batting and I was in the dugout on the team's Mlacbook. Hope I did this right!