the answer is 78 btw

When we start playing games that aren't as good at batting as the Wild Wings you'll all be in trouble

for those wondering: yes it is funny that the player who was cursed to heel turn every other game is a wrestler

You know, I think the thing that our team really needs is some run support. I think our team would perform a lot better if we had just a bit more run support

an umpire approaching a horse with a sword preparing to do a classic medieval knighting ritual but they come up from behind and the horse gets startled and just kicks them directly in the head

and let me tell you it is very hard to prevent runs when playing against offensive powerhouses such as the chicago firefighters and the unlimited la tacos

There seems to be a string of incinerations happening on the field and we are live with famed incineration expert, Sebastian Telephone for their reaction.

oh so the blaseball sim is just not fucking hesitating this era huh

There is now confirmation that the rulebook says teams can only win one Blessing per election. Disappointing news for our s9-1 Discipline Era Crabs in reverse seasonal order any% speedrun but yeah pretty chill otherwise i guess

goodnight blaseball sim

new counting game how many of the statements in this tweet are lies

we will simply win the next three games. the grandest tradition

Management is telling me that "the grandest tradition" actually is in reference to the historic phenomena of our team regularly and repeatedly stranding runners at third. in other news vote for shadow play

no matter how much you try you will never usurp the blaseball sim as the #1 wild wings hater

Blaseball teams when you tell them all you need to do is hit the ball really hard:

every week i check the blaseball website and it tells me that a team other than the chicago firefighters has won this season. this is bull shit for real. theyre making these numbers like "wins" and "runs" up to keep the fire fighters out of the championship im telling you

Hey Blaseball Fans! This week, we've been working on changes to the sim to improve performance. Turns out we were forcing the sim's engine to render a skybox the size of the real life sun and that's why we were having all those problems in the new era. See you next week!

in response to allegations that the wild wings are good at the game, the game band has decided to cancel the entire project