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Dr. Felix Garbage

@felixgarbage

Batted for the Tacos, pitched for the Mills. Released and living by a river. Eye on my North Star, always. (unofficial account!) // pfp by @klutzcollective

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calendar_today17-10-2020 19:41:25

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On Day 49: Former Spies Shadow Darren Chill landed in Shoe Thieves vs. Sunbeams On Day 50: Former Shoe Thief Badgerson Stromboli crashed into Worms Player McDowell Mason. #blaseball

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You beckon and I'd steal for you, it's how I know that I'm still here It's how I know love is a choice I make so I don't disappear

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...I wonder if I still have the notes from when I fixed up that railgun. Not that I have a target for one, since gods only know what became of the GPS modifications on our phones from back then, but... ...I mean, it'd be something to do?

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Can I really say I'm still on the Tacos? ...then again, half the time I still talk like I'm on the Mills. I say I'm on the Tacos until proven otherwise.

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Good news: I found my notes on the rail gun. Bad(?) news: I have absolutely no way to craft it in the black hole, as far as I'm aware.

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Our Kicks! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Charleston Shoe Thieves the title of Season X Champion with a Golden Record of 65-25 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!

Our Kicks! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Charleston Shoe Thieves the title of Season X Champion with a Golden Record of 65-25 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!
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Also, something that occurred to me on the way here: blaseball dying to capitalism is possibly the most NYM thing the splort could have ever done.