Mr Farty
@MrFarty
Professional idiot. Social piranha. Quiz writer. Catamaran pilot. Liar.
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Catherine
@CatherineMcCat
Be kind. Be fun. Be witty. But most of all, be kind.George Bernard Shaw
@Melonhead999
The views here, aren't my own, they are those of the various ghosts that possess my body, if it was up to me, I'd never have followed any of you!David_Crayford ๐ฌ๐ง
@David_Crayford
Quiz Master. Wikipedian. Love nature, science, engineering, logistics, design, art, music, games, comedy, lists. Avoid a Darwin Award. RTFM.SemtexSue ๐โโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฆ
@semtexsue
Find me in the sea. 52. Hormonal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Occasionally on @[email protected]Angie โจ Just Angie โจ
@fraggle53
in a world where you can be anything always be kind ๐ all souls should be cherished, should they be on two feet or four ๐ฃ๐พ please no DMsAndy Parmo
@Andy_Parmo
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@buntyhoven
'This is not our war. We are being forced to swallow the rotten egg of an angry political goose.' (VERY much my personal account.)Hippolyta Loudbasket
@Loudbasket
Who in sodomy wrote that?MondayMusicQuiz
@MondayMusicQuiz
15 questions ~ about 5 minutes apart ~ all types of music ~ starts 9.15pm (GMT) Mondays!The Quiz Master
@QuizDC
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@RoylePin
gives good hair.Bev Jones
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Public Benjamin
@PublicBenjamin
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@perrigame
Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl ๐ทOwner of Amooz Boosh ๐ญ ๐ฐ ๐ช ๐ง ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฃ๐จ๐ฉ๐๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ธ perri.nicole and amooz.booshBinty
@BintyMustard
Lover of vintage & drag ๐Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!๐Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMayGlennyRodge
@GlennyRodge
Screenwriter, comedian, actor, socialist and model. These are words. As are custard, trumpet, wardrobe, trousers and dandelion.Trudi
@Trudski2012
Any opinions or milk expressed are my ownSarah
@idlewildgirl
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@The_X_Stitcher
Multi lingual, sweary ceramic-based tycoon https://t.co/YAuB9G7ypH ๐ช๐ธ๐ซ๐ท๐ฌ๐ท๐จ๐พ all views my own RTs not endorsementFlups
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@Ralph_Hapschatt
The most well behaved account on Xitter. If you're a Tory just block yourself. (LibDem = Tory.)Ginger Tucci
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Long haul crisp critic. Bit of a dick.Hal Cruttenden
@Halcruttenden
Stand up comedian, actor and writer. Iโm hcruttenden on Threads and InstagramRoss McKenzie
@rsmcksg
Independent councillor for Dalry, Gorgie, Whitson, Stenhouse, Saughton Mains, Broomhouse, Sighthill, Parkhead, Longstone, Redhall and a wee bit of KingsknoweDebs2500
@Debs_2500
Lover of old Hollywood Musicals and everything 30s/40s, born in the wrong era. Love animals, ๐ hate trophy hunters No lists pleasethis is rare , but it happens
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@JaguarSkillz
The ReturnWeLoveDonegal
@welovedonegal
It's all about Donegal ... best of all!๐ญแแแแแชแฉ๐ญ
@3sunzzz
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Political investigations reporter @Guardian covering Trump and the Justice Dept. Formerly sports politics and Russian doping. [email protected]Kuntie Plopkins
@KuntiePlopkins
Hides Daily Mails, blocks Twitter Blue twats & snitch taggers. Britain's most hated racist PARODY (ฬถlฬถoฬถoฬถkฬถ ฬถiฬถtฬถ ฬถuฬถpฬถ ฬถyฬถoฬถuฬถ eฬถeฬถjฬถiฬถtฬถ)ฬถ. same @ on bskyShitpostGateway
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Love Shitposting and posting whatever I want/mostly memes/some personal stuff I like. Love old school stuff including weapons.Suzanne ๐
@Rummlie
| she/her | queer | yes ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ | bodily autonomy for all | ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ rights are human rights | Free Palestinians | ๐๐๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐Isobel Oakeshitt
@isobeloakeshitt
Desperate former housewife.Grev Williams
@JusticeTrousers
Cornish drive-by opinion haver. Musician. Reality enthusiast. โWould drink with again โ โ โ โ โ ' Back to square one would suit me fine.Duchess Gemma (MTE) aka Ms Tonks๐ ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐ท
@gemmagould
'woke' โleftyโ socialist, proudly resisting the Tories, Anti-Racist, Pro-EU, against prejudice/bigotry. 'When Injustice becomes Law, Resistance becomes a duty'Science girl
@gunsnrosesgirl3
science in context, art history and some puzzles to solveAlex Watson
@imalexwatson
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@jamesdoleman
Court and politics reporter, mostly seen at @bylinetimes Friend to all catsByline Times
@BylineTimes
No oligarchs, subsidies, online ads. Just journalism. Funded by our readers. Outside the system. Subscribe to our print edition https://t.co/4gzUGVjDBtThe Other Salmon of Doubt #FBPE ๐บ๐ฆ๐๐ป
@george_salmon
Elderly ex uni/college teacher/visiting prof (Engineering) now retired. wildlife photography, art, history, F1, ๐, travel and CATS ๐ป. Gin-Meister ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธNo DMsAngry Not Lee Anderson MP
@andersonangrymp
Iโm not Lee. 30p meals specialist. Proud fan of Brexit and statues. Former follower of the Engerland football team. Former TV owner. Lover of boulders.ParodyStone Cold Jane Austen
@AbbyHiggs
Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus @VICE๐Paul Sullivan
@PSully68
PfffftttttttttSir Paul the Jack #RejoinEU ๐๐จ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐จ๐ช๐ธ๐ญ๐๐
@paul_redfearn
#GeneralElection #nevertrustatory #ProgAlliance #takeonlyphotosleaveonlyfootprints #RejoinEU #FBPE ๐น๐ถ๐ณ๐ Old, fat, bald, hairy, married โ๏ธ, & mostly boring.Dr Chiara Mingarelli
@Dr_CMingarelli
Gravitational-wave astrophysicist. Assistant Professor of Physics at @Yale, full member of @NANOGrav, @FlatironCCA OG.The Old, Abandoned, Geodesic Dome, MAโญ
@RedJolt
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@Osmondmania
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freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets๐The Halfway Post
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@WelshGasDoc
Ex-medical student ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ_Clur
@Clur_R_
I just really love catsNabil Abdulrashid
@GrandmasterNabz
Iโm so black all my white friends are ginger ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ง former legacy blue tick currently on tour!!Medical Guide ๐ท
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Iโm a Taurus, enough said. Radiating good energy and good vibes while simultaneously being feisty and sarcastic. Married โค๏ธ Mom โค๏ธ#NYRNicole Scherzinger
@NicoleScherzy
When you are born in a world you don't fit in, it's because you were born to help create a new one.Maisie Adam
@MaisieAdam
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@supertanskiii
Tan Smith. Political Pisstaking, Commentary & Satire. Like the Tories? Youโll hate me. Sweary. Dystopia Warner. Labour๐น You can sub/shout a coffee here๐๐ผmeghan
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@ArmandDoma
Iโm a New Deal Democrat.Jamie NicWunderbar
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