Happy St George’s Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿everyone. Always remember that those sad, frightened little bigots who hijack this flag and to whom this dying government are trying to appeal with their desperate culture wars and Rwanda Bill, are not the majority. The next election should show that.

So many lovely pics from yesterday coming through. Rank opportunism this but if you’d like to see a slickly soundtracked spoken word show featuring a story about doing last year’s London marathon, I’m doing the next preview at the Bush tomorrow evening

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I'm not sure if GB News should be calling anyone a national embarrassment... #potkettle

This man, as he thinks he's a Christian, might be better off thinking 'What would Jesus do?' I'm not sure he'd behave like this...

Is that the quickest hat trick in Premiership history? #SARvGLO

At Saracens v Gloucester by myself. It is not sad to go to rugby matches alone. I promise!!! #SARvGLO

What a politician compared to some of the characters in Parliament now. I’m not as radical as Tony Benn, but I do think that, he was such a fundamentally decent human being, that he could never understand why the world wasn’t fundamentally decent too.

This is how to take down populist right wing nonsense that pollutes western democracy. Keep wheeling out experts to expose their astonishing idiocy.

Anyone else finding that their mental health is completely dependent on how much sleep they’ve had? I slept well last night and I’m transformed today. I love you all!!! If I don’t sleep well tonight, I’m afraid I’ll hate you again…

A tragic love story. Lee may want his country back but (from the polls I've seen) I don't think his country wants him.

There's a chance they were just being polite...

I've been trying to work out why you'd become a Tory MP rather than a Labour MP. The only thing I can come up with is that Tory MPs seems to have much more exciting lives!!!

*she later jumped out of a tower block window

The irony of Farage believing that a victory for free speech is the freedom to listen to a man who is shutting it down in his own country.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't worry so much about other people's opinions. You don't care if they think you're a silly old fool. This must be why so many of them voted for Brexit. 😉

Others may have a right to complain about this. You, who support a former US President who tried to overturn their democratic process, can f**k right off!

Quick warning for those with kids. If you don't properly teach them about the time difference between different countries, they grow up to f*****g FaceTime you, very early in the morning, when they're travelling in South East Asia...

Happy 8th anniversary to this newspaper headline.

Is dating in middle age so tough because, we're all looking for that perfect partner, yet that perfect partner is usually still in their long happy marriage because they're so bloody perfect?

I hate that inaccurate lazy stereotype, based on the jealousy of weaker countries, that Americans are stupid. But they might elect this thing President for the second time.