What a fitting honor for Trump!
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Experts suspect Trump ingested lots of lead growing up.
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Trump is furious that his grandkids are telling secrets about him at school
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BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly moaned several times during his trial today while eating a McFlurry during David Pecker’s testimony.

BREAKING: Several Gen Z teens have written with chalk sticks the word “FART” real big dozens of times on the sidewalk in front of Trump Tower.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly planning to fake being in a coma so he doesn't have to sit in trial all day.

BREAKING: The judge in Trump's NY trial just denied Trump's demand that the court stenographer 'let the record show that I did not fart.'

BREAKING: Several trial attendees sitting behind Donald Trump are making fart noises with their mouths every time he moves in his chair.

BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly filed his taxes by just writing in the middle of his forms with a Sharpie marker, 'Send all bills to Joe Biden for stealing the election from me.'

BREAKING: Truth Social members are reportedly demanding refunds since Donald Trump is no longer posting during the day because he’s in a trial, and the judge took away his phone privileges after he was caught looking at Stormy Daniels videos while the judge was swearing him in.

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s lawyers are reportedly fighting in court to get back several nude self-portrait photographs Trump took of himself that he had mixed in with the various classified documents he stole.