The alien in me, sees the alien in you

Tomorrow I’ll do better

believe in the beauty of being yourself..

It was the fucketh around of times it was the findeth out of times.

In our next life, please come find me sooner.

You need not to read anyone's mind when you learn how to become part of it.

The light at the end of the the tunnel needs to be brighter!

Giving them something to talk about without even trying. Let's call it a gift.

It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong...

Before coffee - I can't even

After coffee - Still don't want to

Get your hopes up.

That’s how hope works.

Being smart doesn't stop anyone from doing stupid things.

How many times does the average person make a trip before they will drive it without GPS?

Men 2
Women 1,328

Find someone who doesn’t know you very well and keep it that way.

A beautiful thing is never perfect.

Your heartbeat changes depending on the music you're listening to.

Canceling plans releases serotonin.

Resilience has never been more attractive.