ADHDean
@ADHDeanASL
BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
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https://twitter.com/search/from:ADHDeanASL(exclude:replies) 18-04-2009 16:08:57
167,0K Tweets
22,5K Followers
4,5K Following
Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
• goth daria vibes • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • reba/dolly 2024 • subscribe •
NurseBrianRN
@rn_murse
Singer-Songscreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure | Fourth Thing
Trey
@treydayway
*Something profound* - @treydayway https://t.co/c64nfwFO1X
Village Person
@SvnSxty
If you support ethnic cleansing, kindly fuck off 😊 Find me and follow me @SvnSxty on all platforms. my tweets ⤵️
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
SneezingWithWetMascara
@WetMascara
Yes, THAT Thanksgiving tweet. My Faves: https://t.co/90HdOEinlH Recent Tweets in Link Below.
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_Janke
Chicago Member FDIC Views are my own because you're not brave enough I write this for fun https://t.co/heH4IlIEWZ I know who DB Cooper is.
Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
Crockett Houghton
@CrockettForReal
Your Princess is in another castle. ⤵️
Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine 👀@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Helleanor Rigby
@Mom_Overboard
🥪 take these broken wings and learn to fly 🏔
La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas3
I'm a niche genre.
[email protected]
@SAndersonWhite
Combine one part radical gender queer with one part suburban mom. Add a dash of Alinsky, a dash of Army Commander. MPA @umich @fordschool
Philippa
@PippaPRocket
Little firecracker. CSW supporting Deaf children in school. BSL student. Slow but determind runner. Married. Inclusion. Here for the banter and giggles. 😁
Jodi
@GenuinelyJodi
GenX ex-Chi-town Misfit (NSFW) Sapiosexual - I ❤️ Cubs, Music, Cooking, Sci Fi, Coffee, Laughing & Kindness 💙 Democrat @The_MidlifeEdit co-host 💜#fibromyalgia
JustBeachy🌊
@Patty_cakez_
No longer musing at the desert and enjoying the beach instead. New life, new account.
MrsJenzyJenJenzinita AARP NERD
@47young1
Mom. Wife. Headbanger. Teacher. I was here before computers. #horror #ReadingRecovery #MentalHealth •Surgery Aficionado #FrightClub
baba yaga’s chicken shack 🌊🍍
@SeesEmily
None of it matters. All of it matters. Servant/Leader. Oracle. Cartographer. Proudly neurodivergent. Views=mine. Bridging the gap since 19xx. 💗🔥🌊🍍🇺🇦🐕🇺🇸
👙IHateEveryone🖕
@_IHateEvery0ne
Tired. 🏅I bring nothing to the table. I used to be attractive. I can bench press 7 pounds. I am poor.
Ronald McDickles
@Ron_Dickles72
Take a laugh, leave a laugh. Want fries with that?
please send help because we are in trouble
@ouisequitur
imma about to make a hobby my whole life he/him https://t.co/0swzqcFcOn https://t.co/hjWjJSmih0
Taco Biscuits
@bgschnikelfritz
What’s the scuttlebutt? Seen on HuffPost https://t.co/hkCIhZOvyb
Hannah
@thebitchyfairy
I was grouchy before it was popular. (she/her)
M G ⚽ LFC* ⚽Cov
@MGCovLFC
⚽️ #FPL #YNWA #JFT97 #PUSB ⚽️ 🌅🌊Opacarophile and 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕖 🌅🌊 ♒️☀️♈️🌙♈️⬆️
The Delusional Gentleman
@TheMadGargoyle
Disappointing my family one tweet at a time.
City of Jacksonville
@Jacksonville_AL
Welcome to Jacksonville, Alabama, a small town with Southern charm, a historical past and promising future.
Ape 💚
@SimminApe
Sul Sul 💚•💻 Sims Player- Origin ID: MrsAB86
nugget
@supnugget
There's no sensation to compare with this; suspended animation, a state of bliss… wife of @tharealenigma💫🖤❤️ https://t.co/0QLjIXUIkQ
CanadianLitChick🇨🇦
@ConnieLukey
I am Pavlov's Hashtag dog. Mother of boys, passionate reader, writer, funny fitness fanatic, CPA. Happily married and older than dirt.
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
@XplodingUnicorn
Father of daughters. Owner of pigs. Writer of books: https://t.co/V7JWbsTXJ9
Tina vanderstelt🇺🇲☮️
@VandersteltTina
Shut your mouth bite your tongue you won't piss off anyone😉 retired UAW✈️ In and out of fashion♡read garden laugh♡ cook 420 4LIFE 🌊🌊
Danice (it's 'Danis' not Denise)
@danice_danis
Researcher, genealogist, historian, naturalist, artist, photographer, sewer/quilter, crafter, writer, crazy cat/plant lady; TST; fibro & mental health🇺🇦🟦
Stone Gasman
@stonegasman
Movie buff & writer, 8-year military veteran suffering from PTSD/MST. Executes LIVE commentaries on YouTube. Apolitical, incendiary and loves dill pickles.
Martin Pilgrim
@MartinPilgrim1
Joke writer and postal worker
Sara Says Stop
@PetrickSara
SAHM. Wife. Optimist. Maniacal.
Dopamine Tarte
@Amomoqt
Looking forward to being a ghost.
Pessimus Prime respawn edition
@_pessimusprime
They tried to cancel me. They failed. No one will stop me tweeting about Barry Chuckle. YOU HEAR ME ELON?
just peachy
@ilovelizzzy
looking for funny twitter but ended up here https://t.co/hvOCKvXJEK
Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️
@Nnedi
*THE* Naijamerican PhD-holding, World Fantasy, multi-Hugo, Nebula, Eisner Award-winning, New York Times bestselling rudimentary cyborg writer
Heartland Signal
@HeartlandSignal
Covering politics and policy from the Midwest. Newsroom for @WCPT820. Got a tip? Email us: [email protected].
The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
99% jokes, 100% Stay home dad, atheist, BLM, feminist, pro LGBTQ+ and left af. https://t.co/HpCbHaktUa
Kristy L.
@thewhatnots
Free ❤️s. she/her
Jono
@whoinvitedjon
I work hard, and I play hard. Wait - I actually just work a regular amount and I don't really play that much either tbh
Calamity Grace
@grace_calamity
just an alt. avi by @popartcartoonz
Ollison S. Pumpkins
@Ollisonesque
⚖️✝️🗽
Cynfully Sweet
@CynfullySweetXO
whiskey girl, tech professional, adventure seeker, AI impersonator. if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off. if you think you like me, you shouldn't.
Zev Good
@therealzevgood
Queer. Nerd. Jew. Novelist. Essayist. GenX. Former indie author. Inappropriate. Irreverent. In a polyamorous relationship with @StarTrek and @StarWars.
Doug M
@MPoetease
Amateur photos by me except RTs. Married. Sober since 1984. DMs ignored. Interested in everything. Masked and vaxed. Stay tuned. Canadian and Nova Scotian.
Nicole
@Tile3B
Public Intellectual (alt @hysteriapatient)
Long High Sally
@OhNoTooFar
noone
@OtherDaryl
it’s fine I’m fine everything’s fine, not really
Molly
@HappyHijabbi
I'm not here for likes, I'm here to scream into the void!Follow me on the tik. FREE🇵🇸https://t.co/LMo176SVcb
That Girl Ryley
@ThatGirlRyley
This is now my alt account to what is now my Lyfe of Ryley account. My bestie is @luvhugnkisses PLEASE FOLLOW ME @LyfeOfRyley
Murray Henderson Art
@mhendersonart
A highly celebrated artist from Ontario Canada specializing in a form of exact abstract art. I focus on pop icons and sports superstars
People Instantly Repenting
@peoplerepentlng
whale hi there
@MyKidsOC
not the whale you’re looking for
Nubbin00
@nubbin00_
Old as hell and happily divorced. Amateur woodworker. Fluent in apathy and sarcasm. I have no idea what I'm doing
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets ➡️ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
Dale Tudge🎤
@DaleTudge
Writer, reader, absurdist, pop culture fan, & awful musician. Mostly original content. #Ripleys #Geist #NationalLampoon. I'm in a Steve Martin book & Rocky IV.
Bryan Matthews
@BryanMatthews23
Rafillo
@soyrafillo
Hago dibujos animados, fanarts y querida Conchi
ʐɛɛ. {at saturniine dot bsky dot social}
@saturniine
buddhist punk | #neurodivergent #queer #disabled #stemminist | researcher (@zvb_phd), trainer & mentor | 💙🏳️🌈✊🏿🇪🇺🌍🏳️⚧️💚 | she/they | views mine